So, my cheapest-on-ebay-but-still-an-exact-color-match-with-free-shipping fender arrived today.  You won't be able to tell a thing happened.  
I wish all ebay transactions were like this one.  
I've had to rearrange money allotted to buying the B a couple oil lines, and brake rebuild kits, though.  I might still try to sneak them past spousal unit.