All seriousness, my belief in climate change/global warming is this: The earth is getting closer to the sun and the planets between us and the sun are shifting, which is causing the buffer from solar flares to not be there. This is a natural cycle that is not man made or caused by cows farting, or burning Styrofoam cups.
Everything the scientist have been trying to feed us for the past number about it of years, about it being man made, has been nothing but a bunch of crap...