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Offline Delmar

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Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« on: June 30, 2012, 08:49:58 PM »
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When you were a little kid what things did you not understand or misunderstand.

I was about 5 years old and and went with my Grandfather to a Western Union office.

I couldn't understand how they could wire money thru a wire.

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12. I thought all dogs were boys and all cats were girls.

I thought human females peed out of their butts.

I thought my grandpa's chewing tobacco was like gum. Boy was I in for a surprise when I got a hold of some when I was 5.

I didn't understand that a glowing red stove burner was hot until I put my hand on one.

You can tell a DUmmy that the stove is hot, but they won't figure it out until they smell the burning flesh.
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 08:54:53 PM »
Teh smarts are strong with the Tobin.
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2012, 10:01:36 AM »
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12. I thought all dogs were boys and all cats were girls.
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I'm not sure how one could think that at all - when I was growing up, virtually all cartoon cats were male -

Sylvester.
Tom (Tom & Jerry)
The entire Top Cat gang.

Etc Etc Etc...
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2012, 10:30:32 PM »
And you people are still freaking stupid. I guess it is genetic.   :loser:
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2012, 11:55:21 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on July 01, 2012, 10:30:32 PM
And you people are still freaking stupid. I guess it is genetic.   :loser:

You would think they would read their shit before posting.

Not only is it painfully uninteresting, it ought to be embarassing.
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2012, 12:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Skul on June 30, 2012, 08:54:53 PM
Teh smarts are strong with the Tobin.

I'm good with this.

I didn't think fighting was bad until some one managed to get the first straight right on my button.
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2012, 12:47:18 AM »
All dogs ARE male, and all cats ARE female, in French. But so far they don't officially marry each other.
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2012, 12:26:47 PM »
I always think of DUmmys as five year olds. I bet they still touch the hot plate every year.
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Re: Once a DUmmy, always a DUmmy.
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2012, 02:27:56 PM »
Well, for some parity, my brother (5 at the time) put the car's cigarette lighter up to his lips (yes, after it had heated up) because he had seen my mom do it.  He apparently had neglected to notice the cigarette in her mouth at the time . . .
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