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Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« on: June 28, 2012, 08:08:17 PM »
It happened today 6/28/12. I probably will lose some credibility for adding it's a true story, but, sadly it is. Dateline KMEM.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 08:12:58 PM »
Why is this in the breaking news forum?  This is not breaking news...
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 06:00:45 PM »
It was breaking news, but, since neither you or anyone else wants to hear about it, put it anywhere you want, including the rubbish bin.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2012, 08:50:15 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 30, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
It happened today 6/28/12. I probably will lose some credibility for adding it's a true story, but, sadly it is. Dateline KMEM.



It was breaking news, but, since neither you or anyone else wants to hear about it, put it anywhere you want, including the rubbish bin.

So, what was the story?
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2012, 09:42:09 AM »
The wookieyeti flew into Memphis on 6/28/12. In preparation for her highness's arrival at Signature FBO, the whole area was "sanitized'. Over 30 law enforcement officers were present scouring the area. They arrived in 10 police motorcycles and at least that many marked and unmarked police vehicles. The flight line was in essence on lockdown, no aircraft owners were allowed to open their hangar bay doors to access their aircraft. Sky5 news helicopter was forced to be locked in it's hangar when breaking news was present. Isn't this some kind of freedom of the press violation ? This current resident of the White House is the most imperial acting that I have seen in my lifetime.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2012, 10:30:03 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 01, 2012, 09:42:09 AM
Isn't this some kind of freedom of the press violation ?

No, but it was a monumental pain in the butt.

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This current resident of the White House is the most imperial acting that I have seen in my lifetime.

The Empress Michelle must be protected. Now shut up and eat your damn vegetables.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2012, 11:12:48 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 01, 2012, 10:30:03 AM
No, but it was a monumental pain in the butt.

The Empress Michelle must be protected. Now shut up and eat your damn vegetables.

...the cheap ones....the better ones are saved for Wookieyeti.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2012, 12:27:13 AM »
Thanks for the good replies to my breaking news that I reported on, and that I personally witnessed, and was personally affected by.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2012, 12:27:53 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 02, 2012, 12:27:13 AM
Thanks for the good replies to my breaking news that I reported on, and that I personally witnessed, and was personally affected by.

I'm sorry if you thought I was being a bitch about it.  I didn't know what the hell you were talking about.  Traffic pisses me off on a daily basis, with or without, the president or first lady in town.
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Re: Who Wants To Hear a Wookieyeti Story ?
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2012, 12:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 02, 2012, 12:27:53 PM
I'm sorry if you thought I was being a bitch about it.  I didn't know what the hell you were talking about.  Traffic pisses me off on a daily basis, with or without, the president or first lady in town.
Don't worry EC, hardly anyone knows what I am talking about at first, even me.
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