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Offline Gina

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Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« on: June 27, 2012, 06:51:23 AM »
Ok now this baby is ADORAFRICKINBLE!!!   :rant: :rant: :rant:





and WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMMMMA!



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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 06:52:50 AM »
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 06:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 06:52:50 AM
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

She is going to be so upset  ::)
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 06:58:40 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 27, 2012, 06:53:43 AM
She is going to be so upset  ::)

Well, any woman would be when a studly Italian turns them down  :naughty:
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 07:59:46 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 06:58:40 AM
Well, any woman would be when a studly Italian turns them down  :naughty:
Is that you, Stinky?

I'd be all over JS like white on rice.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 08:24:52 AM »
^ Ditto. Except her shades freak me out. A purple version of the red eyes on the flies in " A Bug's Life."

All she'd have to do it take them off (along with a few other choice items) and I'd be all set.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 08:51:52 AM »
mmmmmm her lips get me more than her boobs but I am an ass man.  :-)
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 08:56:11 AM »
She's had a boob job so I guess the baby is a bottle baby....unlucky little rascal.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 10:31:11 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 27, 2012, 08:56:11 AM
She's had a boob job so I guess the baby is a bottle baby....unlucky little rascal.

Having a boob job does not mean one can not breastfeed. 
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 11:12:25 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 27, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Having a boob job does not mean one can not breastfeed. 

Hmmm learn something new everyday  :p
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 11:31:17 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 27, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Having a boob job does not mean one can not breastfeed. 

You can breast feed hubby all you want but I've read that doctors recommend that women who have had breast implants to not breast feed babies.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 12:15:48 PM »
Wow, she proves a "stump' CAN have kids.....
























*dumb as.....*
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 01:16:58 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 27, 2012, 11:31:17 AM
You can breast feed hubby all you want but I've read that doctors recommend that women who have had breast implants to not breast feed babies.

Please find me where dr's have said that.  Please.

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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 01:44:40 PM »
I just don't find her very attractive. I think a lot of that has to do with how stupid she is.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2012, 10:13:39 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 06:52:50 AM
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

It's a good way to lose a pole.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2012, 11:41:42 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 28, 2012, 10:13:39 AM
It's a good way to lose a pole.

lose it often?
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2012, 11:51:38 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
I just don't find her very attractive. I think a lot of that has to do with how stupid she is.

One plus one can equal potato all day as long as she's nude!  :-)
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2012, 02:31:19 PM »
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2012, 03:11:02 PM »
She gets slack in my book.

She's a big supporter of the troops and does overseas shows for them.



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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2012, 03:35:25 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 28, 2012, 03:11:02 PM
She gets slack in my book.

She's a big supporter of the troops and does overseas shows for them.





Yep.  Plus  she did look hot in the Dukes of Hazard remake.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2012, 03:40:26 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 28, 2012, 03:35:25 PM
Yep.  Plus  she did look hot in the Dukes of Hazard remake.


I think I like chili-cookoff Jessica better than Dukes-of-Hazard Jessica, but that's just me.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2012, 03:43:00 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on June 28, 2012, 11:51:38 AM
One plus one can equal potato all day as long as she's nude!  :-)

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Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 28, 2012, 03:11:02 PM
She gets slack in my book.

She's a big supporter of the troops and does overseas shows for them.




In that case, only, I give her a kudos.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2012, 03:55:11 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 28, 2012, 03:40:26 PM


I think I like chili-cookoff Jessica better than Dukes-of-Hazard Jessica, but that's just me.

My only problem with the chili cook off picture is that the belt and high rise jeans are unflattering , imo.
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2012, 04:00:46 PM »
Catherine Bach was Daisy Duke. No one will ever be able to take her place.



My first crush was Daisy Duke.  :drool:
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Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2012, 04:01:54 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 28, 2012, 03:55:11 PM
My only problem with the chili cook off picture is that the belt and high rise jeans are unflattering , imo.

Agreed - Chili-cookoff Jessica would look better in Daisy-Dukes!  :-)
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