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A new challenge for DUers
« on: June 26, 2012, 09:08:02 PM »
One of the benefits of my find-the-mole challenge, which the DUmmies failed of course) was that I got to know several of the other DU moles. I had already known most of them off-site at other message boards, but I had never interacted with them on the island of lunacy known as DU. We discovered that there are four very prominent DUmmies who are actually moles. We asked these 4 if they would be willing to go through a find-the-mole challenge much like the one that I had going a week or two ago. At first, they were against the idea. They had spent so much time climbing to the top of the DUmmie pile that they didn't want it go to waste. After much discussion we convinced them that, if caught, the challenge of trying to rescale those same heights would also be thrilling. They finally agreed.  So now the find-the-mole challenge 2 is about to go into full swing.

The rules are simple:
You can call out the suspected individual in a thread or in a PM and ask if he/she is a mole. The individual, if he/she is one of the four big name moles, will answer honestly and will not return to DU until after the November election.

As before, I will give you some hints:
1. This group of four is not all of the same gender. I won't tell you how many males or females make up the group. Only that there is at least one of each.
2. This group of four has been around for a while. I won't say the dates as that would make things too easy.
3. This group, individually, has very high post counts. I won't say high how, but just know that in a place like DU where post counts matter, each of these individuals is a DUers DUer.
4. At least one of the group of four pretends to have influence in a certain area.
5. At least one of the group pretends to be very well off.
6. At least one of the group pretends to support all sort of left-wing causes.
7. At least two in the group has on a few occasions made subtle comments that really weren't all that supporting of your lord and savoir 0.
8. On occasion, individual members of the group have been made fun of here on CC.

I'll also give you some info on individuals who are NOT a member of this four mole team.
Skinner nor his two flunkies are a part of the group.
CalPeg is not one of the group.
WeeWilliePitt is not part of the group.
OmaSquall_Steve is not part of the group.
And finally, Spooked911 is all yours and not part of the group.

So there you have it. The contest begins at 6:00 am Wednesday and continues until 6:00 pm Friday. You have almost three days to show the world how intelligent you are and that you can outsmart those wascally weepublicans.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 09:15:17 PM »
I've got to see this!
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 09:19:32 PM »
kpete
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I don't know the others or if I'm even close...
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 09:20:25 PM »
I've got to see this!

It should be interesting. They couldn't find my mole, but I was only one person. Now they have multiple targets. If they are as smart as they claim they should be able to pick out at least one of the four, and we'll see that they are indeed as smart as the claim they are. Then again, they may fail again and once more prove to the world that they are no where near as smart as they claim to be.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2012, 09:22:35 PM »
kpete
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I don't know the others or if I'm even close...

The 4 members of the mole team made me promise not to mention any names other than those in my original post, but the other members of the Cave can post whatever names they suspect.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 09:54:46 PM »
FlippyDoo, you are really poking a spork into the hive.

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 10:30:38 PM »
This is going to be quite something to witness.

Oh, and I think Siwsan may be a mole because of this thread: http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1002859797

Can't say for sure, but I just discovered this DUer, and I have a hunch.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 10:38:31 PM »
kpete

 :rotf:

That's exactly what popped into my head when I read the criteria!  OMG - KPETE IS A MOLE!!!

Hey Flippy, on that gender thing...with only four of them, they could ALL be different genders as the DUers reckon things...in fact even if they were, that would leave at least six or seven other self-identified genders out of the mix!
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2012, 10:44:31 PM »
:rotf:

Hey Flippy, on that gender thing...with only four of them, they could ALL be different genders as the DUers reckon things...in fact even if they were, that would leave at least six or seven other self-identified genders out of the mix!

Since the moles must be assumed to be more or less normal humans, wouldn't that limit them to two (at most three) genders?

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2012, 11:01:39 PM »
Since the moles must be assumed to be more or less normal humans, wouldn't that limit them to two (at most three) genders?

Not the way the DUmmies reckon such things, in their LGBT-LS/MFT-BR549 sort of world.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 11:29:46 PM »
Not the way the DUmmies reckon such things, in their LGBT-LS/MFT-BR549 sort of world.

Crap, I guess I'll have to do a lot more research before I make my first trip to the darkside.

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 05:30:28 AM »
Hey Flippy, on that gender thing...with only four of them, they could ALL be different genders as the DUers reckon things...in fact even if they were, that would leave at least six or seven other self-identified genders out of the mix!

I was thinking the same exact thing. :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: Great minds, and all that . . .  O-) :whistling:
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 05:42:02 AM »
As for the genders of the four moles, in their real lives they are either male or female like normal humans. As part of my agreement with the four I'm not allowed to say what gender/sexual preference that they are pretending to be on DU because it may give away too much info. That's what makes this contest unique.

Think about it. Despite all of their claims of intellectual brilliance, as far as I know, the DUmp has only whacked two kinds of moles. The first is a mole that is blatantly obvious because he/she wants to be caught (suicide run) or is very inexperienced at acting insane. The second is basically a non-mole. A person who is a genuine liberal/DUer who just happened to have a few brief moments of clarity and posted something contrary to the hive mind. In essence, the mole hunts by the DUmmies have only caught real DUers and a small handful of real moles who obviously labeled themselves as moles.

The four moles in this contest are different. They really do not want to get caught. While the four have agreed to give the DUmmies clues the clues will be very subtle. The DUmmies will need to intently read each post by the moles very carefully to see the clues, but the clues will be there. The DUmmie that is able to catch any of the four really will be able to label him/her/itself as more intelligent than the rest of the DU pack.

One last thing, I've had something to come up that will probably keep me away from the computer for a while. Possibly until Friday morning. Each of the group of four and the handful of other moles involved with this are supposed to do a screen capture if any of the DUmmies catch one of the four; however, I'd like any of you guys who frequent DU to do the same if you see it happen. The DUmp's first real capture of a real mole is important and I don't want to chance it being missed.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 05:45:11 AM »
Hindsight is 20/20, but this would have been a better "October surprise" to rock their world right before the hammer comes down on their dreams in November.

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2012, 05:46:41 AM »
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 05:54:15 AM »
Hindsight is 20/20, but this would have been a better "October surprise" to rock their world right before the hammer comes down on their dreams in November.

You're probably right, and it was briefly mentioned by someone. I was just afraid that the four involved would change their minds between now and then. I guess we could have waited and used other moles if they changed their minds, but due to the prominence of these four it wouldn't really be the same. If the DUmmies are too stupid to catch them this time the four may be willing to renew the contest in October.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 08:56:11 AM »
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 09:33:57 AM »
I've got a list...I'll send you a PM.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 03:12:42 PM »
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You can call out the suspected individual in a thread or in a PM and ask if he/she is a mole. The individual, if he/she is one of the four big name moles, will answer honestly and will not return to DU until after the November election.

Stinky is probably PMing every high count long term member right now.

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2012, 07:28:27 PM »
An update on the challenge

Since the DUmmies were not successful at capturing the four high post count moles they have all agreed to extend the challenge through the weekend until Sunday at 6 pm. They have required one change in the rules. For here on out they will only confess if confronted on the DU board. Not PMs. Apparently, that was supposed to be the rules from the start, and I apologize to the moles. Also, one of them, after much convincing on my part, has agreed to allow me to give a clue to the DUmmies.

I'm not allowed to mention the mole's gender, but I can say that the mole's user name begins with a consonant that is near the end of the alphabet AND ends with a different consonant that is near the end of the alphabet. This mole's post count is nearer to 50,000 than 40,000. This mole says he/she will be enraged if he/she is discovered by the DUmmies but will honor the promise to cease posting at DU; however, he/she is sure that the DUmmies will not guess correctly as he/she is only pretending to be a DUmmie while they are the real thing. By the way, this particular mole is brilliant in his/her portrayal of a DUmmie and is the mole that surprised me the most when I learned the truth.

All four of the moles have also agreed to let me reveal that none of them is nadin.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2012, 08:15:28 PM »
An update on the challenge

Since the DUmmies were not successful at capturing the four high post count moles they have all agreed to extend the challenge through the weekend until Sunday at 6 pm. They have required one change in the rules. For here on out they will only confess if confronted on the DU board. Not PMs. Apparently, that was supposed to be the rules from the start, and I apologize to the moles. Also, one of them, after much convincing on my part, has agreed to allow me to give a clue to the DUmmies.

I'm not allowed to mention the mole's gender, but I can say that the mole's user name begins with a consonant that is near the end of the alphabet AND ends with a different consonant that is near the end of the alphabet. This mole's post count is nearer to 50,000 than 40,000. This mole says he/she will be enraged if he/she is discovered by the DUmmies but will honor the promise to cease posting at DU; however, he/she is sure that the DUmmies will not guess correctly as he/she is only pretending to be a DUmmie while they are the real thing. By the way, this particular mole is brilliant in his/her portrayal of a DUmmie and is the mole that surprised me the most when I learned the truth.

All four of the moles have also agreed to let me reveal that none of them is nadin.

Dang it, the suspense is killing me, but I doubt that any of the will be found out.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2012, 08:19:26 PM »
An update on the challenge

Since the DUmmies were not successful at capturing the four high post count moles they have all agreed to extend the challenge through the weekend until Sunday at 6 pm. They have required one change in the rules. For here on out they will only confess if confronted on the DU board. Not PMs. Apparently, that was supposed to be the rules from the start, and I apologize to the moles. Also, one of them, after much convincing on my part, has agreed to allow me to give a clue to the DUmmies.

I'm not allowed to mention the mole's gender, but I can say that the mole's user name begins with a consonant that is near the end of the alphabet AND ends with a different consonant that is near the end of the alphabet. This mole's post count is nearer to 50,000 than 40,000. This mole says he/she will be enraged if he/she is discovered by the DUmmies but will honor the promise to cease posting at DU; however, he/she is sure that the DUmmies will not guess correctly as he/she is only pretending to be a DUmmie while they are the real thing. By the way, this particular mole is brilliant in his/her portrayal of a DUmmie and is the mole that surprised me the most when I learned the truth.

All four of the moles have also agreed to let me reveal that none of them is nadin.

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2012, 08:35:08 PM »
The DUmmie that is able to catch any of the four really will be able to label him/her/itself as more intelligent than the rest of the DU pack.

What a honor!!

Just consider *that* primitives; you will be known as the least stupid DUmmie.  That would make you someone who's almost worthy to lick the soles of my shoes.

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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2012, 09:17:13 PM »
Dang it, the suspense is killing me, but I doubt that any of the will be found out.

Me too. I'm very curious now.
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Re: A new challenge for DUers
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2012, 09:32:04 PM »
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