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Offline Charles Henrickson

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"I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« on: June 26, 2012, 06:17:18 PM »
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 06-26-12 ("I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It")

Featuring TheMasterNuttiness and his Communist Manic-fiasco, Das Krapital.


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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 06:43:31 PM »
Nice choice.

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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 07:36:51 PM »
I like how the DUmmie Master Nemesis isn't sure if he's a communist, he guesses he is, and he is proud of it. Proud of what?
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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 09:31:45 PM »
Over at the FR thread, FReeper fatboy told me:

Charles, Have I ever told you that TheMasterNemesis has a second DU account owned by another DUmmy named Jackpine Radical? Actually, He (JackPine) is really a She (TMN) and trying to achieve He/She status in life but the “strange” news regarding this individual is that She is actually a closet conservative and DUmmy troll. I know it sounds far fetched but in a way He/She/It... is diversity incarnate.

And I replied:

Maybe I should call this DUmmie "TheMasterNeurosis."

Can any of you Cave people give me a rundown on TheMastersNemesis?
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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2012, 09:45:27 PM »
Can any of you Cave people give me a rundown on TheMastersNemesis?
He's a poor man's Ban The GOP, a loudmouth loon who needs to wipe the froth from his mouth.
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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 09:49:42 PM »
Proud of what?

It speaks glowingly of its time as a welfare worker and continually notes (as an indictment of conservatives, no less) that its former clients are still indigent. I feel it owes us our invested taxes be returned because it is so admittedly inept.
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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 10:08:53 PM »
Over at the FR thread, FReeper fatboy told me:

Charles, Have I ever told you that TheMasterNemesis has a second DU account owned by another DUmmy named Jackpine Radical? Actually, He (JackPine) is really a She (TMN) and trying to achieve He/She status in life but the “strange” news regarding this individual is that She is actually a closet conservative and DUmmy troll. I know it sounds far fetched but in a way He/She/It... is diversity incarnate.

And I replied:

Maybe I should call this DUmmie "TheMasterNeurosis."

Can any of you Cave people give me a rundown on TheMastersNemesis?


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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 10:26:38 PM »
MessyEnema's definition of 'Communist' is what most other people refer to as a 'Freeloader' or 'No-good brother-in-law.'
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Re: "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It" (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 05:07:05 AM »
MessyEnema's definition of 'Communist' is what most other people refer to as a 'Freeloader' or 'No-good brother-in-law.'

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