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TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« on: June 25, 2012, 08:08:41 AM »
Really, what more needs to be said.

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I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It

Because I believe in economic and social justice, a Second Economic Bill Of Rights as well as Equal Rights For Women, & Marriage Equality, I am a communist. The GOP says so. I am guilty.
 
I believe in an economic bill of rights where a person has a right to the following. It should be the law of the land.
 
1. A right to a job.


Weird.

We wish to **** you idiot liberals would get jobs.

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2. A right to a decent wage and a decent living (living wage).


You're only worth what another person is freely willing to pay.

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3. A right decent home.


Feel free to build your own or pay another person to do it for you.

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4. A right to adequate medical care.

See response to Point #3
 
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5. A right to economic protection during sickness, accident, old age or unemployment.

Savings.

Insurance in a free marketplace.

A well-stocked larder.

That's what normal people do.

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6. A right to a good education (public).

Yes, but can you learn?

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7. A right to pursue a business without fear of intimidation or unfair competition.

So, if I want to run a business but insist the zit-squeezing iPhone junkie is not worth $20/hour plus free tuition plus free healthcare plus free housing to wash dishes  (BTW - why am I even working if all this stuff is free?) because my customers don't want to pay $12 for a bowl of grits you promise not to intimidate or harrass me or legally penalize me because I decline to run my stove off of algae-produce methane?

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The GOP does not believe in any of these things. They believe in starving women and children, putting women in their place, controlled speech. Rape, pillage and plunder of workers is ok for employers. The believe that men control women's bodies.

I'll take S E Cupp, Hannah Giles and Katie Pavlich and you guys can keep Nads, Pam and Peggy.

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Etc. They are against anything that benefits anyone but the top 1%. And they believe in theocracy.
 
Everyone else is a communist. I plead guilty. Power to the workers who create the wealth. Death to the GOP.


You left out how we stomp on small animals and slap blind people.

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2012, 08:56:41 AM »
There's absolutely nothing he mentions there he doesn't have the right to do.

He has the right to a job, just go out and get one.

He has the right to decent wage and a living wage, just don't accept employment from someone who pays less than what you need.

He has the right to a decent home.  You can buy what you can afford just like everyone else.

He has a right to adequate medical care.  There are good doctors out there wanting patients.

He has a right to a good education.  Stay in school or homeschool and do your best.

He has a right to pursue a business without fear of intimidation or unfair competition.  The police will protect you and if someone is acting unfaily take them to court.

There's so many things the primitives want that are at their fingertips if they only avail themselves of the opportunities presented.  What they don't have the right to do is to demand that others pay for these things for them or for gov't to make law forcing people to do these things.  This is where they have failed, do fail, and will continue to fail in the future.

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2012, 09:01:16 AM »
Does he even work?






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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2012, 09:06:39 AM »
Does he even work?

Probably had a job in a cherry pie factory but quit because didn't like the taste of cherry pies.
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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2012, 09:18:21 AM »
I'm starting to get some clarity on what the liberal wants: they want guarantees to things they may or may not avail themselves of or contribute to. Opportunity is, essentially, not enough for them since they do understand or accept the concept of missing opportunity to your own demise. Our modern day liberal essentially does not like that life comes with choices and consequences to those choices. That is really what is at the heart of their desires. They crave a parent that will basically always have their back. I just wish they'd wake up and realize that consequences are NOT discriminatory. We all deal with those by making choices and prioritizing what is important and what we are willing to handle as the outcome. Liberals somehow think they are special and singled out in this process of life.

I have news for them: while they are over there crying that they don't have their guarantees people are dying, people are enduring pain and heartache, people are strugging with bigger choices and circumstances then whether they have a parent government to take care of all their needs. It seems to me they lack a lot of gratitude for the blessings they do have. Pitiful creatures.

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2012, 09:39:53 AM »
This list shows the selfishness of liberals and DUmmies.  It's funny the things they feel they are entitled cost someone else in terms of materials, education, and expertise.  Aren't those same people entitled to be paid as well? 

If a DUmmie is so stupid as to think they should be the ones to determine what is fair for everyone, that pretty much explains why they are DUmmies and stuck living in their parents' basements for their entire lives. 

They just don't get it and they never will.   :hammer:



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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2012, 10:53:32 AM »
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This thread has STRONG DUFUing possibilities. I will let the responses build up through the day and then maybe get at it later.
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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2012, 01:39:47 PM »
This thread has STRONG DUFUing possibilities. I will let the responses build up through the day and then maybe get at it later.



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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2012, 04:33:20 PM »
He's a commie all right...but even Stalin would have had him shot in the face.
Help keep America beautiful...deface a liberal.

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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 09:02:47 PM »
Thanks for the breaking news dumbass. I'm sure CNN will get right on it. Oh wait CNN has no audience.
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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2012, 09:15:46 PM »
There's absolutely nothing he mentions there he doesn't have the right to do.

He has the right to a job, just go out and get one.

He has the right to decent wage and a living wage, just don't accept employment from someone who pays less than what you need.

He has the right to a decent home.  You can buy what you can afford just like everyone else.

He has a right to adequate medical care.  There are good doctors out there wanting patients.

He has a right to a good education.  Stay in school or homeschool and do your best.

He has a right to pursue a business without fear of intimidation or unfair competition.  The police will protect you and if someone is acting unfaily take them to court.

There's so many things the primitives want that are at their fingertips if they only avail themselves of the opportunities presented.  What they don't have the right to do is to demand that others pay for these things for them or for gov't to make law forcing people to do these things.  This is where they have failed, do fail, and will continue to fail in the future.

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Well played!

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2012, 09:43:48 PM »
I did not realize how much belief in Communism and belief in magic have in common.  Thanx, MessyEnema!
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2012, 10:35:58 PM »
Well played!

They DUches want it all given, or stolen for them, and not earned.

When DUmmies say "I have a right to something" - it translates to "I must be provided with as demanded by someone else".

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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2012, 04:50:52 AM »
Thanks for the breaking news dumbass. I'm sure CNN will get right on it. Oh wait CNN has no audience.

MESSNBC has less.   :lmao:
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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2012, 06:14:40 AM »
He's a commie all right...but even Stalin would have had him shot in the face.

He's not a commie. He's a child. Communists worked (or were forced to, at least). He wants everything given to him by momma gov't, and if he doesn't get it, he throws a tantrum.

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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2012, 06:22:48 AM »
His thread all boils down to THIS.
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5. A right to economic protection during sickness, accident, old age or unemployment.
Its all about the disability gravy train. He wants that free ride for life.
This is the escape clause. The path for DUmmies to leech off of the rest of us.

All the rest is just to sound good.

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2012, 07:22:18 PM »
He's not a commie. He's a child. Communists worked (or were forced to, at least). He wants everything given to him by momma gov't, and if he doesn't get it, he throws a tantrum.

That's why he'd have a 9x18 in the forehead.
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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2012, 08:44:39 PM »
Have you ever noticed, the DUmmies never say what they should do in order to get whatever it is they feel they are entitled to at that moment?

If they want a living wage, they don't want to earn their way to a good paying job, they want one just handed to them.

If they want to own a house, they refuse to give up smoking pot and saving that money to buy one, they want it given to them.

They want a Cadillac health insurance policy, but don't want to shell out the premiums for it.

They want to retire in luxury, yet don't want to put away money to do so.

They want champagne and caviar, but can't be bothered to get out of bed before noon in order to go work for the money to buy it.

All they want to do is drain off of society, and force the rich to pay for the lifestyle they feel entitled to.

The poor fools have no clue that under communism they won't be able to sit at home and demand anything from anyone, instead they will do the job the government decides they should do. Then as an added bonus they get to wait in line for hours for a lousy loaf of bread.  :mental:

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 10:39:48 AM »
Speaking of the Masterbator, he has a thread about the Colorado fires here:  http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002862150

In which he OP's that, since so many libertarians and republicans live there, well, they should just die in a fire.  Serves them right.  The DUmp doesn't really let him get away with that, and it doesn't turn out the way he had hoped.  Kentuck is right in the middle of things.  Prayers up for all of Colorado Springs.  ALL the people who live there.

ETA:  He then posted a second thread, in which he attempts to explain himself, but does absolutely no better.  I had to row over the first response:

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Response to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:35 AM
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1. You are very good at polemics. That's all you seem to be good at.

Your threads about the fires are a bunch of bullshit. Seriously: FIRES ARE BURNING OUT OF CONTROL and
here is a list of concerns you have:

Medical insurance
Taxes
Christians
Gays
Romney
Ryan

You make yourself look and sound like a complete idiot when your solution to a wildfire is to go on a political rant.

You also casually forget to mention the fire that's threatening Boulder. Fire is FIRE.

We know from previous threads that you wouldn't assist a Republican in need because you think they get what they
deserve.

From those threads and from the post above, you think political philosophy applies to geography, not people. That is ridiculous.

Thank heavens there are people in charge who will behave like adults when the chips are down.

I mean, look at you: you only post OPs. You don't even have the guts to face replies to your own threads, let alone a fire.


You're a child.

 
 

DUmp link to 2nd thread

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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 10:44:38 AM »
Speaking of the Masterbator, he has a thread about the Colorado fires here:  http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002862150

In which he OP's that, since so many libertarians and republicans live there, well, they should just die in a fire.  Serves them right.  The DUmp doesn't really let him get away with that, and it doesn't turn out the way he had hoped.  Kentuck is right in the middle of things.  Prayers up for all of Colorado Springs.  ALL the people who live there. 

I wonder if he cares how overwhelmingly liberal Boulder is, and that they're just as threatened by these fires.

And ditto your prayers up--for ALL the people affected.
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2012, 11:32:20 AM »
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Thank heavens there are people in charge who will behave like adults when the chips are down.

Unfortunately , that is not true with Obama in charge.   More than once he has refused aid to predominately white conservative areas destroyed by natural catastrophes.

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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2012, 12:07:42 PM »
Oh yes.  Remember right off the bat, the Kentucky ice storms?  "Obama Dozed while People Froze!" 

Then, the Tennessee floods.  Didn't he ignore those competely?  Not even a shout-out. 

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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2012, 12:35:08 PM »
This is from the FR DUFU:

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Charles, Have I ever told you that TheMasterNemesis has a second DU account owned by another DUmmy named Jackpine Radical? Actually, He (JackPine) is really a She (TMN) and trying to achieve He/She status in life but the “strange” news regarding this individual is that She is actually a closet conservative and DUmmy troll. I know it sounds far fetched but in a way He/She/It... is diversity incarnate.
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Re: TheMasturbtingNemeCyst
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2012, 01:38:19 PM »
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They want champagne and caviar, but can't be bothered to get out of bed before noon in order to go work for the money to buy it.


I've got some beer and Pautzke's they can have.  The "ghayness" of the packageing will undoubtedly appeal to a certain DUmographic.

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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2012, 03:30:28 PM »
What the hell am I looking at there, Wineslob?  And for whom are they "soft but satisfying?"  And why are you giving away perfectly good beer to DUmmies?