Never been called a dude. Well, if you discount those other 5320 times. ;-)
Depends on where they are planted. My big oak in the front yard in the fall shed bags and bags of acorns some years, other years not allot.
My site is semi wet land, landlord squeaked by, by just a few points to be allowed to use the land as a sub division.
I have 3, 2 in front and one at the back of the house. None of the trees are in alignment, all 3 have their own schedule, This may depend on the slope of the land and the amount of rainfall we get.
One of my front trees has produced baby's and they do grow very fast, the adult trees over 50 foot grow by inches if that a year.
We had a large white Birch removed 7-8 years ago and the added sunlight may factor into growth rate for the other trees.
All I know is trees are individual themselves, much depends on outside influences, climate and changes in the soil or amount of sun they get each day.
Like it is said the grass grows greener over the septic tank.