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Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« on: June 15, 2012, 05:20:13 PM »
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Sharing a mental image: Andrew Brietbart's body is partially digested worm food right now

Dig it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002813333

It gets worse so here's something to cheer you up:






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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 05:59:17 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 15, 2012, 05:20:13 PM
Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom...

I thought I heard digging.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 06:02:48 PM »
Karma is a BITCH.  Drug boy you will get yours.        :bird:
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 06:18:01 PM »
Sharing a mental image: Taverner's body being partially digested by worms while he still lives, and is too doped up to know it.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2012, 06:24:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 15, 2012, 06:18:01 PM
Sharing a mental image: Taverner's body being partially digested by worms while he still lives, and is too doped up to know it.

The favourite methods of Vlad Tepes would be appropriate for Tavernboy.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2012, 06:29:28 PM »
Those of you who think there actually *is* a bottom to the barrel - slap yourself.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2012, 07:21:32 PM »
There is no bottom - but I suspect as the election heats up, many primitives will race downward until they are removed from the island because of the potential embarrassment they might bring.
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Taverner being an asshole.
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2012, 07:22:37 PM »
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Sharing a mental image: Andrew Brietbart's body is partially digested worm food right now

Dig it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002813333

Talk about injustice, Brietbart is no longer with us, yet this piece of human waste Taverner still is breathing.

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13. I will dance on his grave all night if I have to

Unlike many people, I actually "hate" some people.

Breitbart and O'Keefe are two of those people.

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17. No heart disease is a tragedy - I don't want to minimize that

But my hatred towards him?

It didn't have to be heart disease - it could have been alcohol poisoning. IN a way, that is kind of what it was, when examining root causes. It just worked slower for him than with others.

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24. That link speaks volumes

Imagine if FR had a thread like this about a dead liberal. We'd be outraged.
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25. Pssst - they do

“Those who produce should have, but we know that those who produce the most - that is, those who work hardest, and at the most difficult and most menial tasks, have the least.” -- Eugene Debs
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26. Doesn't that make us as bad as them?


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Response to GCP (Reply #26)Fri Jun 15, 2012, 06:48 PM
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29. As bad as them? No, we haven't killed anyone

They have

I don't normally dance on graves, but when heroin finally catches up to Taverner I might do so for him.

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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 07:23:53 PM »
Oops sorry I duped this thread.
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Re: Taverner being an asshole.
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 08:15:44 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 15, 2012, 07:22:37 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002813333

I don't normally dance on graves, but when heroin finally catches up to Taverner I might do so for him.



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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2012, 04:30:32 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 15, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
The favourite methods of Vlad Tepes would be appropriate for Tavernboy.

I would be all for that. :cheersmate:
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2012, 04:42:19 AM »
The problem will be, when DUmmie Taverner shakes off this mortal coil, he can't be buried.

After years of drug use, liver would glow in the dark, and his grave site would be declared a Toxic Waste Dump.

You can't cremate him (emission and explosion hazard), you can't bury him (risk of groundwater contamination), and you sure as hell can't just leave him to rot (risk to small animals and other scavengers).

We might just have to put him in a rocket and fire his ass into the sun. 
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2012, 05:34:56 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 16, 2012, 04:42:19 AM
We might just have to put him in a rocket and fire his ass into the sun. 

Why wait ?
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2012, 06:14:08 AM »
Just remember that when glorious leader finally declares that the communist utopia has arrived, the useful tools that helped him bring it about will be the first to die.

IOW: They will never get to enjoy their much dreamed of utopia.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2012, 09:49:28 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 16, 2012, 06:14:08 AM
Just remember that when glorious leader finally declares that the communist utopia has arrived, the useful tools that helped him bring it about will be the first to die.

IOW: They will never get to enjoy their much dreamed of utopia.

Reminds me of a movie.

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The Operative: I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2012, 10:25:40 AM »
And from the same movie:

"So no more runnin.  I aim to misbehave."
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2012, 11:09:44 AM »
I'm glad Breitbart is still haunting them.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2012, 11:25:37 AM »
I'd prefer something more painful for Taverner. Along the lines of being able to feel the pain but unable to scream.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2012, 01:20:00 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on June 16, 2012, 11:25:37 AM
I'd prefer something more painful for Taverner. Along the lines of being able to feel the pain but unable to scream.

Was it the original Alien that had as its' tagline, "In space, no one can hear you scream?"
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2012, 01:27:23 PM »
Why am I not surprised this came from the Drunken Duchebag, aka Taverner.
He always excelled at finding new ways to more thoroughly reveal what a vile, hate- filled, bigoted, miserable pile of rat droppings he is.
The mental image of his miserable, dope- addled existence every day as he posts on DU is a pleasing enough image for me.
Here's another that's pleasing, though it's one for the future:
When Taverner inevitably dies from an OD and stands before God's judgment, his reaction as his life is played out and every hateful comment about Christians he ever wrote is broadcast before the God he mocked. "Um, uh, um, heh heh heh, um, can't You take a joke" Anoter related pleasing mental image is of him then roasting in Hell where he belongs.
btw, EagleKeeper gets a H5 for making a 'Serenity' reference.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2012, 03:26:20 PM »
Quote from: movie buff on June 16, 2012, 01:27:23 PM
Why am I not surprised this came from the Drunken Duchebag, aka Taverner.
He always excelled at finding new ways to more thoroughly reveal what a vile, hate- filled, bigoted, miserable pile of rat droppings he is.
The mental image of his miserable, dope- addled existence every day as he posts on DU is a pleasing enough image for me.
Here's another that's pleasing, though it's one for the future:
When Taverner inevitably dies from an OD and stands before God's judgment, his reaction as his life is played out and every hateful comment about Christians he ever wrote is broadcast before the God he mocked. "Um, uh, um, heh heh heh, um, can't You take a joke" Anoter related pleasing mental image is of him then roasting in Hell where he belongs.
btw, EagleKeeper gets a H5 for making a 'Serenity' reference.
Yes, excellent movie.
Although I can't see the word "serenity" without thinking about the "Serenity Now" Seinfeld episode.
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2012, 06:26:21 PM »
Quote from: movie buff on June 16, 2012, 01:27:23 PM
stands before God's judgment, his reaction as his life is played out and every hateful comment about Christians he ever wrote is broadcast before the God he mocked.

God, "BOY! Just this once, I wish your momma had canceled you in the first 13 weeks of pregnancy."
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2012, 07:25:04 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on June 16, 2012, 09:49:28 AM
Reminds me of a movie.
 

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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2012, 08:42:01 AM »
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10. Probabbly not.

...Blah blah blah about a modern entombing practices...

So I'd suggest the image is of one who is now silent, and silenced. Unable to see, hear, or make any sound whatsoever.

 

Silenced?  I don't think so.  There are legions who have vowed to carry on. 
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Re: Those of you who thought DU had hit bottom: slap yourselves
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2012, 09:17:27 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 16, 2012, 11:09:44 AM
I'm glad Breitbart is still haunting them.

Exactly,  :lmao:  I was just thinking that when I came across your post.  I bet Andrew is laughing his ass off right now knowing he torments these people from the grave. 

It's actually a great compliment.  It has to mean he admires Andrew in some way.   :hyper:
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