Because conservative women are rebels. We reject the status quo and think for ourselves. I don't need a male, a politician, a pseudo feminist on a bicycle who's propped up by rich husbands, or an angry lesbian who's pissed off, apparently because she has a vagina she won't be able to abort a baby through, to tell me what to do with my womb, who to vote for, what my opinion on every issue should be and what the politically correct words of the minute are. Oh, and we shower everyday so there's that.
Cindie