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which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« on: June 15, 2012, 10:03:17 AM »
You know, they aren't so hot here, among registered members, but damn, they really bring in the primitive lurkers, the stories about a primitive meeting franksolich.

It's part of franksolich's outreach to the primitives.

Normally, threads in the DUmpster are campfires brought over here from Skins's island, so we may examine and laugh at the primitives, but I'm uh, rather restricted, in this activity at the moment, because as long as I'm doing OSC, I need to keep a distance, lest my moles get discovered because of some act of negligence on my part.

And OSC, for me, right now is the most important thing I'm doing, to build distrust and hostility between the primitives; to incite them to eat each other alive, to incite them to say some really stupid things, looking like an ass.

However, one still feels the compulsion to write, to be creative (dealing with the primitives on their own turf doesn't involve as much creativity as one might think); a flower anxious to bloom, but hasn't yet.

As soon as I get done with "sabrina 1 meets franksolich"--there's one last chapter to go yet--which primitive should meet franksolich next?  I need ideas.  Thanks.

And no, not the sparkling husband dude or Atman again; a primitive who hasn't met franksolich yet.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 10:10:34 AM »
You know, they aren't so hot here, among registered members, but damn, they really bring in the primitive lurkers, the stories about a primitive meeting franksolich.

It's part of franksolich's outreach to the primitives.

Normally, threads in the DUmpster are campfires brought over here from Skins's island, so we may examine and laugh at the primitives, but I'm uh, rather restricted, in this activity at the moment, because as long as I'm doing OSC, I need to keep a distance, lest my moles get discovered because of some act of negligence on my part.

And OSC, for me, right now is the most important thing I'm doing, to build distrust and hostility between the primitives; to incite them to eat each other alive, to incite them to say some really stupid things, looking like an ass.

However, one still feels the compulsion to write, to be creative (dealing with the primitives on their own turf doesn't involve as much creativity as one might think); a flower anxious to bloom, but hasn't yet.

As soon as I get done with "sabrina 1 meets franksolich"--there's one last chapter to go yet--which primitive should meet franksolich next?  I need ideas.  Thanks.

And no, not the sparkling husband dude or Atman again; a primitive who hasn't met franksolich yet.

UP . . . or Pam, or Anne. :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 10:16:43 AM »
Calpig. I don't recall Calpig ever being to the Sandhills.
Maybe kpete. That would fun, too.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 11:09:21 AM »
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2012, 11:34:12 AM »
Calpig. I don't recall Calpig ever being to the Sandhills.
Maybe kpete. That would fun, too.

Interesting the woman from the gated community traveling to the Sandhills.  Has Nads ever been to the Sandhills?  Of course she already knows everything about it.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2012, 11:58:41 AM »
Well, I happen to enjoy zappaman's sarcastic humor, so maybe you can weave him into 1 of your stories where you both become friends and meet up with someone else from DU, maybe P2BLK?

ETA: The CalPeg suggestions are good too.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2012, 12:14:05 PM »
Well, I happen to enjoy zappaman's sarcastic humor, so maybe you can weave him into 1 of your stories where you both become friends and meet up with someone else from DU, maybe P2BLK?

ETA: The CalPeg suggestions are good too.
The Zappa guy would be a hoot. :lmao:
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2012, 12:16:36 PM »
Proud2bkansaslib. Practically a neighbor.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 01:23:19 PM »
UP . . . or Pam, or Anne. :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)

The subway cat or Pam, no. 

Neither of them would be credible as visiting the Sandhills.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 01:24:02 PM »
Maybe kpete. That would fun, too.

I'm leaning towards the rich bitch myself.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2012, 01:25:18 PM »
Proud2bkansaslib. Practically a neighbor.

It would be a re-make of the 1970s movie, The Exorcist, though; but worth consideration.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2012, 01:27:46 PM »
UGP or 'Lil Pammy Dawson meeting Franksolich would be quite interesting, I imagine.

(I still have the image of UGP burned in my retinas.  :censored:)

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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2012, 01:28:52 PM »
The Zappa guy would be a hoot. :lmao:

I've thought about using the zappaman primitive as the "good" primitive in a story, much like I a couple of times used the mineral oil primitive (although a Hell of a lot of good that did me, in currying favor with him).

The only problem being, if someone here's complimentary of a particular primitive, that particular primitive suddenly has a very short life-span on Skins's island, and I rather like zappaman, and wouldn't want any harm to come to him.

I'm leaning towards the rich bitch, with Anne a strong contender right behind her, but I'm still open for suggestions.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2012, 01:33:46 PM »
I'm leaning towards the CalPeg storyline, and sticking with zappaman being a rarity, a fun DU'er.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2012, 01:33:50 PM »
I still say UGP. She/he/it isn't even around anymore. Plust, as my dad used to say; She's so  :censored: up, she doesn't even know she's  :censored: up.

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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2012, 01:41:26 PM »
I still say UGP. She/he/it isn't even around anymore. Plust, as my dad used to say; She's so  :censored: up, she doesn't even know she's  :censored: up.

Every story needs an antagonist. A gigantic, P.I.T.A antagonist everyone loves to hate.

I'm holding my ground on this one, Frank.  :-)

I disagree with the UGP choice, she's mentally ill, no way does anyone want to go there, just let her be.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2012, 02:55:39 PM »
Rich bitch and CalPeg would be good. But, Ban the GOP gets my vote, although it's been kinda quiet lately.

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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2012, 04:24:56 PM »
The first name that sprung to mind for me was kpete, so that's my vote. 

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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2012, 06:36:07 PM »
The first name that sprung to mind for me was kpete, so that's my vote. 

It's gonna be the rich bitch, and based upon something that actually really truly happened here four years ago.

I'm not "up" to starting it yet--maybe next week--but I already have the general story line in mind.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2012, 06:42:37 PM »
The first name that sprung to mind for me was kpete, so that's my vote.

kpete and CalPeg could take a road trip to try to understand Red State folks.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2012, 07:29:33 PM »
kpete and CalPeg could take a road trip to try to understand Red State folks.

This is a modest little taste of a preview, but don't look for the story to start until next week:

.....the neighbor came inside the house, both he and franksolich having to use all their muscle to pull the front door shut from the wind.  His boots were soggy and mud-crusted; the whole front yard a sea of bottomless mud by now.

kpete looked at him and sourly grimaced; the slob didn’t even wipe his feet.

“The bridge is out,” the neighbor announced.

franksolich looked at him, stunned.  â€œThe bridge is out?  The bridge that was built to last a 500-year flood, the bridge that didn’t even tremble the last time, when water was already running over it?

“No way.”

The neighbor looked at him, sadly.

“Gone.

“That was everybody’s last avenue of escape to higher ground, to the outside world,” he reminded franksolich.

“But I don’t need to worry; the property caretaker told me the water’s not going to rise this high, and so I needed to stay where I’m at, so as to not add to the chaos and confusion out there.  He says it’ll look as if the river’s reaching the house, but it won’t; he figures at its peak, it’ll still be half the length of a football field away.”

“Right, and that’s what the sheriff said too.  You’re safe where you’re at, and you’ve got enough provisions here to last a 40-day flood as it is.  He’s already got hundreds on his hands, and he can’t handle any more.

“I’m going back home; is there anything you need?”

“Solitude,” franksolich said, thinking of his guest.

“Can’t do that,” the neighbor said.  â€œShe’s safer here than she is anywhere else.

“What I meant was, is there any thing you need me to take, so as to save it?

“Money, papers, documents, family treasures, valuables, keepsakes, items of sentimental value?  Like in case the roof gets blown off and water spills on everything?”

Nope, franksolich said.  â€œRemember, all my legal stuff is with my partner west of here, in a safe, all my valuables are in a bank in town, and all the family heirlooms and archives are locked up in storage in town, and the water’s not going to get anywhere near town.

“And the car, well, it’s already on high ground, as close to the top of the William Rivers Pitt I can get it.

“I’m good; I’ve got nothing out here that would break my heart if I lost it.”

Ooops, he suddenly thought.

“The cats.  I don’t want the cats here in this hour of mortal peril.  They run around and stuff, and they might decide to run outside the house and try to learn to swim.  One can’t control cats, and so best they be someplace they can be uncontrolled but safe.”

So franksolich went around collecting the cats—they were all there—and gave them one at a time to the neighbor, who rushed outside in the blinding rain to stuff them inside the cab of his pick-up truck.

As the neighbor was holding the last cat, ready to leave with it, he looked at franksolich.

“Well, old buddy, old friend, old pal, partner, this might be the last time we see each other—“

“—until it’s all over,” franksolich abruptly added.

The neighbor looked at kpete, standing at the other end of the living room, and his eyes glistened.

“May God have mercy on your soul,” he quietly murmured to franksolich as he left.....
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2012, 08:47:40 PM »
The subway cat or Pam, no. 

Neither of them would be credible as visiting the Sandhills.

Well... dunno about that Frank. UP could be out hunting prey down in your fields or something since cities have laws against letting panthers run free, animal control, all that... and she left so they wouldn't take her to the zoo.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:


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I think it would make a great story!!!!
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2012, 08:50:18 PM »
Well... dunno about that Frank. UP could be out hunting prey down in your fields or something since cities have laws against letting panthers run free, animal control, all that... and she left so they wouldn't take her to the zoo.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:


 :-) :-)

I think it would make a great story!!!!

Too late.

I already started, but as I want this one to be a good one, I'm going to take my time.
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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2012, 08:57:10 PM »
Too late.

I already started, but as I want this one to be a good one, I'm going to take my time.

Oh durnit!!!! <kicks the dog and goes to bed>


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Re: which primitive should meet franksolich next?
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2012, 09:02:49 PM »
Too late.

I already started, but as I want this one to be a good one, I'm going to take my time.
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