Should have stopped and asked for directions

[Mike220]

What can you say other than "smooth move genius." The reporter on the scene is easy on the eyes though, so thanks Chris for introducing her to the nation.

Cue the trombone:

Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/prisoner-escapes-jail-cell-packed-courtroom-video-165836176.html

A suspect held in custody by police in Kentucky allegedly tried to break free from authorities in a mad dash for freedom. But when 41-year-old Christopher Bakanauskas attempted to flee from his cell at the Jefferson County Courthouse, he reportedly ran straight into a packed courtroom full of police officers. Cue the sad trombone.

WHAS11 reports that the inmate had been placed in a holding cell Monday morning when he allegedly attacked a deputy and attempted to escape. Bakanauskas charged through a door but found himself in the courtroom. He then reportedly made it about 20 feet into the courtroom before he was tackled by court bailiffs. Authorities say that Bakanauskas, who was already facing a charge of wanton endangerment, can now add attempted escape and assault to his list of ongoing legal woes.

[Bad Dog]

Recently spent six months on a grand jury here in TX.  If you watch "Cops" or any of those shows or see incidents like this you say, they can't all be that dumb.  Well, take it from me they are all, thankfully, that dumb.

[obumazombie]

There is currently no retirement plan for criminals, outside of a life sentence.