Author Topic: trulymad primitive could-a died (Read 4511 times)

njpines · « **Reply #75 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:18:57 PM »

I eat meat.

I will die.

But I will be happy!

diesel driver · « **Reply #76 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:20:14 PM »

I've talked on the telephone during a thunderstorm.

I could have died.

diesel driver · « **Reply #77 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:21:13 PM »

I sometimes eat biscuits with gravy and eggs for breakfast.

I could die.

MoshMasterD · « **Reply #78 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:22:01 PM »

Mike220 · « **Reply #79 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:22:09 PM »

I like my steaks medium rare.

I could die.

ChuckJ · « **Reply #80 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:22:34 PM »

I'm surprised that no one has said the obvious:

I once stood between a box of non-radioactive milk and a pretentious pretend reporter with a 10" knife and a good rig.

I could have died.

OR I once stood between a democrat and someone else's money.

I could have died.

BEG · « **Reply #81 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:24:00 PM »

I once took a drink of coke and there was a fly in it.

I could have died.

franksolich · « **Reply #82 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:24:43 PM »

Quote from: ChuckJ on June 13, 2012, 05:22:34 PM

OR I once stood between a democrat and someone else's money.

I could have died.

Good one; awesome.

Mike220 · « **Reply #83 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:24:54 PM »

I once stood between Michael Moore and a buffet.

I could have died.

njpines · « **Reply #84 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:25:44 PM »

I once wore brown shoes with black pants.

I could have died.

vesta111 · « **Reply #85 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:26:06 PM »

Quote from: zeitgeist on June 13, 2012, 04:13:58 PM

This thread is crying out for the Earl Butz line: "I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pu$$y; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to $hit.". Ah the good old days, Nixon, Ford, Archie Bunker. Those were the days

Yup but you forgot a mate that cooks. Universal for all men of any race.

My question is why this person did not count his money as soon as he got it ?? I have never used an AMT machine, what to do if the darn thing malfunctions, how long must one wait to get the money owed.

Good old days of getting money at bank or change in stores are gone. Change and money counted out to the penny.

Drive through made a -$50.00 error and I did not count my money until I got home. You know the money in an envelope thing with impatient cars behind you and no place to pull over to park and count the money. Never did that again, took me almost a month to get my money so I go inside the bank and watch the teller count out the cash.

Being shot is the least of all the bad things that could have happend to this idiot. He really set him self up. Had the woman been an old lady and a Cop around, a scream and a heart attack-----He was behind her in line and followed her to her car, Yanked open the door of her car. Allot of explaining to do.

Or, as he mentioned he was checking her out. This young woman may have " felt" this and when he came to her car and opened the door, she thinking she was to be car jacked and robbed could have had an Asthma attack, crapped her pants or if on drugs had a paranoid attack.

Actually he violated the number one rule of security, never get in a car until you check the back seat. Had he done so he would have seen her in the front.

This man must be a head banger, he has never listened to C&W-----Never count your money when your sitting at the table.

This poster is a complete idiot, I hope next time he is arrested for terrorising due to stupidity. But this must explain why so many people drive about with their dog in the car.

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #86 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:26:42 PM »

When I was on the playground a girl with cooties kissed me.

I could have died.

Mike220 · « **Reply #87 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:27:10 PM »

Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 05:25:44 PM

I once wore brown shoes with black pants.

I could have died.

Yeah, those fashion police are trigger happy.

Shoot first, accessorize later.

njpines · « **Reply #88 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:28:50 PM »

I once knew a guy who tried to get an honest day's work out of Omaha Steve.

That guy almost died.

Danglars · « **Reply #89 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:30:12 PM »

I was dead.

I got better.

Bad Dog · « **Reply #90 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:30:53 PM »

Dammit!! if I have to stop this car----

Mike220 · « **Reply #91 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 05:30:53 PM

Dammit!! if I have to stop this car----

You could die.

njpines · « **Reply #92 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:31:53 PM »

Quote from: Danglars on June 13, 2012, 05:30:12 PM

I was dead.

I got better.

BEG · « **Reply #93 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:32:09 PM »

I actually read Vesta post.

I could have died.

njpines · « **Reply #94 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:33:29 PM »

Quote from: BEG on June 13, 2012, 05:32:09 PM

I actually read Vesta post.

I could have died.

I AM dying!!!!

formerlurker · « **Reply #95 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:35:00 PM »

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 13, 2012, 03:50:30 PM

My mom drove me to the mall in her mini-van and dropped me off right in front of my friends.

I could have died.

you are killing me.... I could have died..

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #96 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:40:13 PM »

I once stood between Schmuck Schumer and a camera.

I could have died.

(This is fun!)

diesel driver · « **Reply #97 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:42:08 PM »

I hooked the hot water up instead of the cold water to the bathtup by accident.

I could have died.

Mike220 · « **Reply #98 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:43:27 PM »

I didn't stand between a drunk Randi Rhodes and a flight of stairs.

She almost died.

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #99 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:45:58 PM »

I didn't have a quarter for the airport bathroom.

I could have died.

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Author Topic: trulymad primitive could-a died (Read 4511 times)