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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #100 on: June 13, 2012, 05:46:25 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2012, 05:40:13 PM
I once stood between Schmuck Schumer and a camera.

I could have died.

(This is fun!) :-)

I came between Joe Biden and a thought.  

It died instead.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #101 on: June 13, 2012, 05:53:39 PM »
I used to ride in cars with out wearing a seat belt.
I coulda died.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #102 on: June 13, 2012, 05:54:51 PM »
I used to have a dream about finding Happiness and True Love.

It died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #103 on: June 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM »
I used to sit too close to the TV.

I could have died, or gone blind.
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #104 on: June 13, 2012, 05:56:13 PM »
I used to live in a somewhat free country.
It is dying a slow painful death.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #105 on: June 13, 2012, 05:57:54 PM »
There is going to be Hell to pay when your dad gets home!!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #106 on: June 13, 2012, 06:00:19 PM »
Hugo Chavez has cancer.

He's dying.
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #107 on: June 13, 2012, 06:18:05 PM »
My hair is almost completely gray, making me look older than I am.

..I could have dyed...
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #108 on: June 13, 2012, 06:19:25 PM »
i tripped over my shoelaces.

I should have tied.
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #109 on: June 13, 2012, 06:23:25 PM »
takes too long going down these stairs.

I should slide.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #110 on: June 13, 2012, 06:24:32 PM »
Going out with wet hair gave me an earache.

I shoulda dried..
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #111 on: June 13, 2012, 06:25:10 PM »
Jimmy cracked corn, I didn't care...

I could have died...
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #112 on: June 13, 2012, 06:28:23 PM »
Tried to say The Pledge of Allegience in a public high school.

I got pie-ed.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #113 on: June 13, 2012, 06:30:56 PM »
...I keep reading this thread.

I am dying!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #114 on: June 13, 2012, 06:31:25 PM »
I baked a whole chicken in the oven.

I could have fried.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #115 on: June 13, 2012, 06:33:00 PM »
 :lmao: you guys are the best.  :)
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #116 on: June 13, 2012, 06:39:55 PM »
Do you folkes think that Trumad has seen this thread?

It would be a shame if he didn't, life is too short, one has to have some fun.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #117 on: June 13, 2012, 06:40:57 PM »
Obama said he was going to fix the economy.

He lied.
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #118 on: June 13, 2012, 06:44:41 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 13, 2012, 06:40:57 PM
Obama said he was going to fix the economy.

He lied.

You wrote a winner.

You get high-fived!!
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Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #119 on: June 13, 2012, 07:21:24 PM »
Zimmerman shot a thug.
He will be tried.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #120 on: June 13, 2012, 07:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 13, 2012, 07:21:24 PM
Zimmerman shot a thug.
He will be tried.


Let's pray he's not fried.
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Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #121 on: June 13, 2012, 07:27:05 PM »
Drank a bottle of whiskey.

I got ryed.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #122 on: June 13, 2012, 07:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on June 13, 2012, 07:27:05 PM
Drank a bottle of whiskey.

I got ryed.

Singing this will be the day that I die.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #123 on: June 13, 2012, 07:29:49 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 07:23:17 PM
Let's pray he's not fried.

About his finances he lied.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #124 on: June 13, 2012, 07:34:03 PM »
When I could still see, I used to sit too close to the television. I went blind, but not from that.

I wanted to die, so I stepped into quicksand right before an unforecast sandstorm.

If it wasn't for that sandstorm drying out the quicksand...
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