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Offline delilahmused

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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2012, 05:30:45 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 09, 2012, 05:08:22 AM
It doesn't surprise me what Adam, Jamie, and crew would try next.  I do think they all have a redneck streak in them.

How do I know this? 

They LOVE to blow shit up!    :killemall:   

Never understood the attraction to that show. My husband loves it, though, when he's not watching poker. That's like watching paint dry.

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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2012, 11:22:11 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 09, 2012, 05:30:45 AM
Never understood the attraction to that show. My husband loves it, though, when he's not watching poker. That's like watching paint dry.

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But....But they blow shit up!
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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2012, 11:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 09, 2012, 11:22:11 AM
But....But they blow shit up!
After they poli(sh it).
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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2012, 12:39:54 PM »
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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2012, 03:37:58 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 09, 2012, 05:08:22 AM
It doesn't surprise me what Adam, Jamie, and crew would try next.  I do think they all have a redneck streak in them.

How do I know this? 

They LOVE to blow shit up!    :killemall:   

My ALL TIME favorite is the hot water tank. That was awesome!
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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2012, 04:37:46 AM »
Quote from: dixierose on June 10, 2012, 03:37:58 AM
My ALL TIME favorite is the hot water tank. That was awesome!

No way, man!

THE CEMENT TRUCK!!!!    :II:

Closely followed by the drum of powdered coffee creamer!
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Re: Polishing the turd
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2012, 04:40:01 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 09, 2012, 05:30:45 AM
Never understood the attraction to that show. My husband loves it, though, when he's not watching poker. That's like watching paint dry.
Cindie

I feel the same way about golf.

When I watch sports on TV, I expect to see something actually MOVE, other than a little white ball.
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