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Offline BEG

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What is a green job?
« on: June 07, 2012, 02:06:34 PM »
Watch them both DUmmies.

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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2012, 02:12:42 PM »


     A green job is defined as one that is entirely underwritten by taxpayers, in a market synthetically created by a Democratic administration.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2012, 02:20:10 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 02:12:42 PM

     A green job is defined as one that is entirely underwritten by taxpayers, in a market synthetically created by a Democratic administration.

So then, a "green job" is just like "green energy"?
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 02:20:16 PM »
It is a job that uses $500K of taxpayers money to employ 1 person for $50K a year.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 02:24:42 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 07, 2012, 02:20:16 PM
It is a job that uses $500K of taxpayers money to employ 1 person for $50K a year.


So long as at least $250K goes to 0bama's reelection campaign, you mean.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2012, 02:26:40 PM »
Looks like Moochelle is about to give a green job...

« Last Edit: June 07, 2012, 02:28:49 PM by BannedFromDU »
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2012, 02:27:15 PM »
If you watch the 2nd clip, apparently an oil lobbyist is a green job.  :rotf:
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2012, 02:28:56 PM »
I watched that on Fox this morning -- Issa was cracking me up!   :lmao:
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2012, 03:19:12 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 02:26:40 PM
Looks like Moochelle is about to give a green job...



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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2012, 04:03:43 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 02:12:42 PM

     A green job is defined as one that is entirely underwritten by taxpayers, in a market synthetically created by a Democratic administration, wherein only the "owner" makes more than all his minimum wage earners combined.




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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2012, 04:34:05 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 02:26:40 PM
Looks like Moochelle is about to give a green job...



I dunno - Kermit looks somewhat concerned in that photo, as he sits there with Donkeymonster..



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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2012, 04:43:36 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 07, 2012, 04:34:05 PM
I dunno - Kermit looks somewhat concerned in that photo, as he sits there with Donkeymonster..



"Mmmm. Kermit look green like Arugula. Me hoooongry... Mmmmmm."

He just realized that frog legs are considered an expensive delicacy and it's well known that Mooch has expensive tastes.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2012, 05:28:35 PM »
Well, I know what "Blow job" and a "Hand job" are, so I can only assume a "Green job" involves lime Jell-O.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2012, 06:19:03 PM »
Pretty sure that every job created is now leaving off saved and being lumped in with created. I'm also sure that every job created is a green job or green job touched job job. Either way it is only because of 0bama that we have any jobs, saved/created/green jobs. Oh and 0bama is the bestest ever green job creator and trillions of dollars were not wasted but invested. If it just were not for the R-words being racists by bringing some fiscal accountability, we would all have our favorite skittle/natgas shitting/farting unicorns.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2012, 06:37:32 PM »
Quote from: jukin on June 07, 2012, 06:19:03 PM
If it just were not for the R-words being racists by bringing some fiscal accountability, we would all have our favorite skittle/natgas shitting/farting unicorns.

That's a negative - Here in VRWC Energy Science/Acquisition Division, we have tried to harness unicorn farts. It's nigh impossible to jam black pipe (racist..I know..) up their asses, so we just killed them, barbecued them, wrapped them in gold leaf, and served them up at Bilderberg 2012.

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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2012, 06:49:08 PM »
Green job=laying sod. (with union supervision, of course)
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2012, 07:35:56 PM »
The 2nd video is priceless.  Darrell Issa -  :bow2:
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2012, 09:59:18 PM »
I personally killed seventeen trees today.  Bet that doesn't count as a green job. :-)

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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2012, 10:04:52 PM »
Quote from: jukin on June 07, 2012, 06:19:03 PM
Pretty sure that every job created is now leaving off saved and being lumped in with created. I'm also sure that every job created is a green job or green job touched job job. Either way it is only because of 0bama that we have any jobs, saved/created/green jobs. Oh and 0bama is the bestest ever green job creator and trillions of dollars were not wasted but invested. If it just were not for the R-words being racists by bringing some fiscal accountability, we would all have our favorite skittle/natgas shitting/farting unicorns.

Is it a job or a job job?
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2012, 10:06:38 PM »
Quote from: andhe78 on June 07, 2012, 09:59:18 PM
I personally killed seventeen trees today.  Bet that doesn't count as a green job. :-)



Well, are the trees going to make paper bags that replace plastic bags after paper bags were bad because they are made of trees so they made plastic bags?  If so then yes.
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Re: What is a green job?
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2012, 10:09:19 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 02:26:40 PM
Looks like Moochelle is about to give a green job...



Not really, she doesn't go the whole way down.
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