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Offline BEG

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Something is wrong with my daughter
« on: June 06, 2012, 08:28:15 PM »
She went to a store we have in downtown Austin called Oddities. She bought some ducklings...dead ducklings.

She named them Loki and Thor. She is going to make helmets for them.

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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 08:33:58 PM »
Haha! I simply do not know how to respond to this. It's not often that I am speechless. They're real? Any other strange behaviors you're noticing of the young one? :rotf:
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2012, 08:42:25 PM »
 :lmao:
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 08:44:43 PM »
Quote from: Minky on June 06, 2012, 08:33:58 PM
Haha! I simply do not know how to respond to this. It's not often that I am speechless. They're real? Any other strange behaviors you're noticing of the young one? :rotf:

She has always been an odd one.  She found a dead lizard the other day. She brought it home and wanted to "articulate" it. So she soaked it in peroxide but once all the skin and stuff was off it she figured out that it was too small to "articulate".

By the way, she isn't odd as in killing small pets or anything. She isn't going to become a serial killer.  :p
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2012, 08:53:30 PM »


So one will be a Loki Duck and the other one will be a Thor loser?    :whistling:
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2012, 09:07:00 PM »
BEG, check out this blog:  thebloggess.com.

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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2012, 09:15:42 PM »
Don't feel too bad, BEG. Yesterday I was working out at the physical therapy place. My PT had just returned from Europe with a trip with his mom and brother.

I asked how the trip went. He said that his brother's luggage never arrived. They were all upset. Seems mommy was in a container---her ashes, that is. I wasn't sure how to take it. He said his mom was so sick, but had always wanted to go to England and Ireland, so they decided to take mommy in a vase with them. And she was lost. Eeeek
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2012, 09:21:58 PM »
They're kinda cute - for being dead and all. 
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2012, 09:23:52 PM »
OMG! they were real then stuffed? or they're fake?
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2012, 09:27:27 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 09:07:00 PM
BEG, check out this blog:  thebloggess.com.

:rofl:

Well she's an odd 1, Clown Porn? :lmao: Clowns totally freak me out!

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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2012, 09:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 06, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
OMG! they were real then stuffed? or they're fake?

Real and stuffed.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2012, 09:39:07 PM »
Quote from: BEG on June 06, 2012, 09:37:24 PM
Real and stuffed.

That would freak me out, but they are kind of cute and they're living in a nice home.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 09:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 06, 2012, 09:39:07 PM
That would freak me out, but they are kind of cute and they're living staying in a nice home.

And they don't eat much nor leave a mess.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 09:52:46 PM »
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That would freak me out, but they are kind of cute and they're living staying in a nice home.

Quote from: thundley4 on June 06, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
And they don't eat much nor leave a mess.

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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2012, 10:22:09 PM »
Quote from: BEG on June 06, 2012, 08:44:43 PM
By the way, she isn't odd as in killing small pets or anything. She isn't going to become a serial killer.  :p

You got me on this one. That's EXACTLY where my mind went. ;)

Totally kidding.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2012, 08:15:32 AM »
Turn'em into helicopters.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2012, 08:33:37 AM »
How about getting her a nice entomologist's kit? Sounds like she'd enjoy that. All kidding aside, she might have a talent and bent toward the biological sciences to be encouraged--not in any extreme, overparenting way, just by getting her the right tools and turning her loose.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2012, 08:44:48 AM »
Quote from: BEG on June 06, 2012, 08:28:15 PM
She went to a store we have in downtown Austin called Oddities. She bought some ducklings...dead ducklings.

She named them Loki and Thor. She is going to make helmets for them.



How old is she, Helmets may be a good way to go, and unusual as some people look for the different and unexpected.

Actually the interest in taxidermy go back hundreds of years.   It has become an art and very profitable business.

Any of you deer hunters out there had to pay to get a deer head mounted for display in your home ????  Anyone know the cost of having just a fish preserved from big mouth Bass to Sword fish ???

Teddy Roosevelt became an expert on taxidermy in his youth and so was ---As I heard, George Washington----

The interest in taxidermy may lead your daughter into a medical field, art, or the field of Veterinarians.

So your daughter may if young loose interest in dead animals, this may be just a one time thing for her.

Don't panic here, for the youths interests come and go, some may be just a whimsy as putting hats on dead ducks.    
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2012, 09:34:29 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on June 07, 2012, 08:44:48 AM
How old is she, Helmets may be a good way to go, and unusual as some people look for the different and unexpected.

Actually the interest in taxidermy go back hundreds of years.   It has become an art and very profitable business.

Any of you deer hunters out there had to pay to get a deer head mounted for display in your home ????  Anyone know the cost of having just a fish preserved from big mouth Bass to Sword fish ???

Teddy Roosevelt became an expert on taxidermy in his youth and so was ---As I heard, George Washington----

The interest in taxidermy may lead your daughter into a medical field, art, or the field of Veterinarians.

So your daughter may if young loose interest in dead animals, this may be just a one time thing for her.

Don't panic here, for the youths interests come and go, some may be just a whimsy as putting hats on dead ducks.    


She has shown interest in taxidermy but not seriously. I always felt she would make a great vet because she shows a huge interest in animals and not afraid to handle anything from snakes to large dogs and is rather good in biology. She will mess with the growths on our older dog and pick off tick/fleas if they happen to have any. In class she was not squeamish when having to dissect animals.

She doesn't seem interested in the whole vet thing though. Instead she is going to college (Ringling) for game design.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2012, 09:35:25 AM »
Oh, she is 18 Vesta.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2012, 10:02:09 AM »
Get her a job on the Show "Oddities".


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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2012, 10:04:45 AM »
Cats are furry cockroaches.
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2012, 10:30:04 AM »
Loki - God of fire, and Thor - God of thunder.  :-)
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2012, 01:00:29 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 07, 2012, 10:04:45 AM
Cats are furry cockroaches.

You love the little furball--admit it, Chris! :tongue:
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Re: Something is wrong with my daughter
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2012, 01:51:11 PM »
Ringling is a great school. Sarasota is a nice town (I grew up there), but Ringling isn't necessarily in the best part. I'm sure SLW would be better at telling you what's up with the area nowadays.
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