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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2012, 07:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 05, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
We need to redistribute the high-five's.



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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2012, 08:08:52 PM »
I work hard for my Bitch slaps. So I welcome any I get  :-)
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2012, 08:11:30 PM »
Haha! It took me a few posts in this thread to figure out what was being discussed. I think that something annoying should happen on your screen when you're bitch slapped. Like a pop-up that says, "You suck!" or "Bitch!"

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2012, 08:19:57 PM »
Quickest way to get bitchslaps. Bitch about getting bitchslaps. It is what it is. Bitches.
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2012, 08:22:06 PM »
BTW, I don't bitchslap. I will give a Hi5, but when I do it's normally a post that I REALLY like and deserves more than one. This is rare, but we do have people here that have had it done to.
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2012, 08:48:58 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 06:07:36 PM
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2012, 08:53:43 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 05, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
We need to redistribute the high-five's.
Holy skin in the game Evil Conservative. Great idea. Spread the wealth around. Being as I'm black, in protest of the current administration, I should get the standard affirmative action, and reparations considerations.
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2012, 08:56:57 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 08:53:43 PM
Holy skin in the game Evil Conservative. Great idea. Spread the wealth around. Being as I'm black, in protest of the current administration, I should get the standard affirmative action, and reparations considerations.

I think you ought to get every reparation imaginable.

Especially this one:

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2012, 10:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 08:56:57 PM
I think you ought to get every reparation imaginable.

Especially this one:

 :bwah:

I'm not liking the sound of that !
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2012, 12:12:29 AM »
I went ahead and whacked you, too, Kyle.
What are friends for? :lmao:
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2012, 10:12:05 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 08:53:43 PM
Holy skin in the game Evil Conservative. Great idea. Spread the wealth around. Being as I'm black, in protest of the current administration, I should get the standard affirmative action, and reparations considerations.

Here you go OZ!   :-)

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2012, 12:12:10 PM »
That reminds me. I forgot to pay my phone bill, yikes ! Did you see me in that clip ? I was right there, in the crowd, with both my hands out !
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2012, 12:44:26 PM »
I miss the Dave Chappelle Show -- there were some flat out funny, to the point of crying, skits in the 3 years it was on.  I always loved the Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories too (Wayne Brady, Prince and of course, Rick James)
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2012, 12:46:27 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 12:44:26 PM
I miss the Dave Chappelle Show -- there were some flat out funny, to the point of crying, skits in the 3 years it was on.  I always loved the Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories too (Wayne Brady, Prince and of course, Rick James)

"I plead the FIF!"

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2012, 12:53:50 PM »
"Cocaine is a helluva drug"

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2012, 01:03:22 PM »
One more from Chappelle:

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good mother****ing choice, mother****er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be ****ing fat girls in no time! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
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Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A mother****ing shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2012, 01:03:36 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 12:53:50 PM
"Cocaine is a helluva drug"

 :rotf:

I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!!!

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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2012, 01:09:52 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 01:03:36 PM
I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!!!

 :rofl:

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?     :rofl:
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2012, 01:22:57 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:09:52 PM
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?     :rofl:

OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2012, 01:30:56 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 01:22:57 PM
OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Wayne Brady: [introducing his prostitutes] Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Dave Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.       :lol:
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2012, 01:48:20 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:30:56 PM
Wayne Brady: [introducing his prostitutes] Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Dave Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.       :lol:

You just shot people, Wayne!  Those were people you shot!

 :-)
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2012, 01:59:28 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 01:48:20 PM
You just shot people, Wayne!  Those were people you shot!

 :-)
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Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mother****er? 
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2012, 02:09:29 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:59:28 PM
:ha:
Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mother****er? 

I am dyin over heah!!!!!!

 :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2012, 02:49:58 PM »
And this Samuel L. Jackson schtick has exactly what to do with DUmbasses spamming the BS button, pray tell?   :tongue:   :stoner:   :whistling: 
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Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2012, 02:57:12 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 06, 2012, 02:49:58 PM
And this Samuel L. Jackson schtick has exactly what to do with DUmbasses spamming the BS button, pray tell?   :tongue:   :stoner:   :whistling: 

Because it'll **** you up, just like the BS button.
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