You call those BITCHSLAPS, you whiny ****ing trolls? I've been in tickle fights with kittens that hit harder than you limp-wristed, panty-waisted, mouth-breathing, turtleneck-wearing, lisping little faggots!!!
Bring it, and put some of that bony ASS of yours behind it. Maybe you might even be able to make a temporary indentation in my cheek of .001 millimeters.
****ing cheese dicks.