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POP!
« on: June 05, 2012, 02:40:38 PM »
I love it when a story reads so VISUAL you can hear the noises.....  :rotf:

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A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/woman-64591-car-squeezing.html
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Re: POP!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2012, 02:59:00 PM »
She'd get a thumb in her eye.

I generally hail from the "Don't Hit Girls" school of thought but that shit is beyond limits.
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Re: POP!
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2012, 03:05:12 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2012, 02:59:00 PM
She'd get a thumb in her eye.

I generally hail from the "Don't Hit Girls" school of thought but that shit is beyond limits.

I would say that would be warranted. 
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Re: POP!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2012, 03:15:39 PM »
The first time I saw a cup, I thought it was a noseguard. Cups can come in handy.
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Re: POP!
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2012, 03:21:17 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 03:15:39 PM
The first time I saw a cup, I thought it was a noseguard...

You either have a big nose or...
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Re: POP!
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2012, 03:23:10 PM »
She got kinda testy didn't she?
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Re: POP!
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2012, 03:24:13 PM »
'Sure you can play with my balls honey. Just don't take them out of the bag."
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Re: POP!
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2012, 03:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 05, 2012, 03:23:10 PM
She got kinda testy didn't she?

you are nuts  :lmao:
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Re: POP!
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2012, 03:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 05, 2012, 03:24:30 PM
you are nuts  :lmao:
There is a vas deferens between balls and testy.
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Re: POP!
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2012, 03:27:40 PM »
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Re: POP!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2012, 12:21:54 PM »
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack?  :confused:
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Re: POP!
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2012, 12:22:34 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 05, 2012, 03:24:13 PM
'Sure you can play with my balls honey. Just don't take them out of the bag."

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: POP!
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 12:31:11 PM »
What a ballbuster! :bolt: :runaway: :panic:
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Re: POP!
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 12:32:29 PM »
A cure for the blues.
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Re: POP!
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2012, 01:08:18 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 03:26:01 PM
There is a vas deferens between balls and testy.

 :rotf:

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Re: POP!
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2012, 01:42:05 PM »
So he's now tainted for life, I would imagine?





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Re: POP!
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2012, 01:48:09 PM »
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Re: POP!
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2012, 01:57:27 PM »
Pop??


lol lol lol

 :lmao: :lmao: :thatsright:
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Re: POP!
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2012, 04:35:12 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:42:05 PM
So he's now tainted for life, I would imagine?






Don't say taint
Your Mother might faint...
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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2012, 04:38:43 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 04:35:12 PM
Don't say taint
Your Mother might faint...

Thataint right!
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Re: POP!
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2012, 04:47:42 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 04:38:43 PM
Thataint right!
Your Father might fall
In a bucket of paint !
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2012, 04:54:06 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 04:47:42 PM
Your Father might fall
In a bucket of paint !
and for that jewel piece of advice, you are a saint!  O-)
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Re: POP!
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2012, 04:59:25 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 06, 2012, 04:54:06 PM
and for that jewel piece of advice, you are a saint!  O-)
My job is almost done here, I can say that with cer taint y.
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Re: POP!
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2012, 05:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 06, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack?  :confused:

Another thing I don't really want to know.  :bolt:
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Re: POP!
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2012, 10:33:35 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 06, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack?  :confused:

Well first, I'd say you have to get a real good grip on things.
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