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Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« on: June 02, 2012, 08:57:22 AM »
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Bill Clinton touched me today.

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 His left hand hugged my right hand just after I took this. It was cool. The end.
 
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2012, 09:03:12 AM »
Gasoline, steel wool and a good wire bush Will get it off of you...be sure to follow up with a course of antibiotics.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2012, 09:09:19 AM »
I bet her panties were dripping wet with excitement. She also probably wished she was Monica Lewinsky at that moment.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2012, 09:13:33 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 09:09:19 AM
I bet her panties were dripping wet with excitement. She also probably wished she was Monica Lewinsky at that moment.

Boy! What strange new fast acting STD is Clinton giving these days.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2012, 09:16:41 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2012, 09:13:33 AM
Boy! What strange new fast acting STD is Clinton giving these days.

I can only imagine what STD's he has had. Then looking at his wife. I would cheat on her also. She be quite ugly.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2012, 09:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 09:16:41 AM
I can only imagine what STD's he has had. Then looking at his wife. I would cheat on her also. She be quite ugly.

Yeah, Hillary is almost enough to turn a fellow queer.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2012, 09:19:44 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 09:09:19 AM
I bet her panties were dripping wet with excitement. She also probably wished she was Monica Lewinsky at that moment.

BSed for that.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2012, 09:21:44 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2012, 09:19:16 AM
Yeah, Hillary is almost enough to turn a fellow queer.

Isn't that the truth.


Quote from: Revolution on June 02, 2012, 09:19:44 AM
BSed for that.

Woot! Thanks you  :-)
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2012, 10:23:03 AM »
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Bill Clinton touched me today.
Where??  :naughty:  *coughcough*
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2012, 10:57:33 AM »
Quote from: Skul on June 02, 2012, 10:23:03 AM
Where??  :naughty:  *coughcough*

No. He told the guy he touched to cough....the woman he told, "Hold my cigar".
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2012, 11:30:30 AM »
Now now conservatives, let's be nice to Bill, he pretty much endorsed Romney by taking away Obama and the lefts election strategy by attacking Bain Capital instead of defending their record on the economy. :-)
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2012, 11:33:43 AM »
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Bill Clinton touched me today.

Last edited Fri Jun 1, 2012, 09:56 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

His left hand hugged my right hand just after I took this. It was cool. The end.
 
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Maybe CalPig could write a poem about this.  :-) :fuelfire:
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2012, 11:42:58 AM »
Obligatory message to get the picture in my signature in this thread.  

That is all.

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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2012, 12:01:06 PM »
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Bill Clinton touched me today.

His left hand hugged my right hand
I would worry about where that hand had been.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2012, 12:02:08 PM »
How do hands hug?
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2012, 12:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 02, 2012, 12:02:08 PM
How do hands hug?
The right hand gets a kung fu grip on your wallet, the left hand is the sleight of hand. No telling where the left hand will go, but it will leave no evidence.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2012, 12:13:13 PM »
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47. Most candidates for presidential office DO have hands as soft as a baby's butt

It is kind of creepy to feel.

Two exceptions? Jimmy Carter and Al Gore.

Those men have held a hoe. Or a shovel. Or a hammer in their life.

And Clinton hasn't held a hoe? While I admit he may have forced himself on a lot of innocent women, I'm sure he's experienced holding a hoe or two.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2012, 12:16:02 PM »


These are the women Slick Willy would be more interested in. The redhead on the right's name is Brooklyn Lee. She is pretty hot.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2012, 12:17:17 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 02, 2012, 12:13:13 PM
And Clinton hasn't held a hoe? While I admit he may have forced himself on a lot of innocent women, I'm sure he's experienced holding a hoe or two.
As long as it wasn't camel hoe.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2012, 12:22:57 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on June 02, 2012, 12:21:20 PM




lol. I was thinking the same thing. Hi5
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2012, 12:50:42 PM »
PeaceNikki will never take a bath again.
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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2012, 12:59:58 PM »
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What do you mean.. again? :???:
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2012, 02:45:52 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 12:16:02 PM


These are the women Slick Willy would be more interested in. The redhead on the right's name is Brooklyn Lee. She is pretty hot.

Ole BJ Billy looks like a cardboard cutout.
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Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2012, 07:10:18 PM »
 :lmao: Holy shit, he does!!

I'm partial to the chick just to the left of Billy boy. She's nice. :naughty:
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