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Offline Eupher

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Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« on: June 01, 2012, 08:49:23 AM »
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We all know military spouses are extraordinary individuals; they endure the hardships of deployment willingly and with pride. That’s why it’s always such an honor, nay, a privilege, when the civilian marketing community reaches out to create a special product just for our specific military spouse needs. Because they know what we really need.

Enter military-inspired messages. For your breasts.

That’s right. I’m talking about the product you’ve all been waiting breathlessly for: temporarily emblazoned homecoming boobies or “Tatatoos.” Because in that moment when my children go running, when I see his weary face amongst the crowd and watch his beautiful eyes light up as we search to reconnect … that’s exactly when I want him to notice “Myraq Beats Iraq” bouncing its way toward him.

Read more: http://spousebuzz.com/blog/2012/05/ta-ta-tattoos-the-perfect-welcome-home-gift.html#ixzz1wY88AkKy
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A tame pic at the link, along with the rest of the article/blog. Kinda cute.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 08:53:14 AM »
They could really rack up the cash with this idea!

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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 08:58:31 AM »
Quote from: njpines on June 01, 2012, 08:53:14 AM
They could really rack up the cash with this idea!

 :-)

The idea of a couple of G's would be really uplifting, especially after a year in the Sandbox.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 09:14:49 AM »
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 08:02:40 PM »
Yeah, I suppose I could support this.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 08:38:17 PM »
Ugh. No. No Tatoos. No piercings. Leave perfection alone already.
Why ruin a good thing? or in this case TWO good things?

If you want a message, write it in Frosting! Maybe add some sprinkles...just no tatoos!
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 08:44:58 PM »
Quote from: indago on June 01, 2012, 09:14:49 AM


I used to work with a guy like that.  He even signed up for an employee breast cancer screening exam once.  He made the work day go by fast.   
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 10:06:14 PM »
Well, at least they're temporary, instead of being a permanent reminder of a sad lapse in judgment.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 10:12:52 PM »
I must thank Eupher for keeping us abreast of current events.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2012, 09:28:02 AM »
This thread brings back good mammaries.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2012, 10:12:11 AM »
Quote from: Minky on June 05, 2012, 09:28:02 AM
This thread brings back good mammaries.

Reminds me of a story...


AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

She had 3 breasts.  She went to the pond and looked at her reflection in the clear water.  God asked her what she thought.  She held the middle breast in her hands and said that she didn't think she needed this one.  He gestured and it came off in her hands.  She again looked at her reflection in the pond and approved, but exclaimed: "What to do with this useless boob?"

And God created man.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2012, 10:20:16 AM »
I like my mammary tattoo better. But it gives me a good idea for the right one......hmmmm
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2012, 11:25:10 AM »
Quote from: indago on June 05, 2012, 10:12:11 AM
Reminds me of a story...


AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

She had 3 breasts.  She went to the pond and looked at her reflection in the clear water.  God asked her what she thought.  She held the middle breast in her hands and said that she didn't think she needed this one.  He gestured and it came off in her hands.  She again looked at her reflection in the pond and approved, but exclaimed: "What to do with this useless boob?"

And God created man.


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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2012, 03:42:43 PM »
Quote from: indago on June 05, 2012, 10:12:11 AM
Reminds me of a story...


AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

She had 3 breasts.  She went to the pond and looked at her reflection in the clear water.  God asked her what she thought.  She held the middle breast in her hands and said that she didn't think she needed this one.  He gestured and it came off in her hands.  She again looked at her reflection in the pond and approved, but exclaimed: "What to do with this useless boob?"

And God created man.


Bitchslapped for that one.....
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2012, 03:47:45 PM »
And then God created men because women were starving to death because they couldn't open the f'n sauce jar.
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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2012, 04:25:17 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on June 05, 2012, 10:20:16 AM
I like my mammary tattoo better. But it gives me a good idea for the right one......hmmmm


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Re: Boob Tattoos - The Perfect Welcome Home Gift?
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2012, 05:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 07, 2012, 04:25:17 PM

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Some how a temporary tattoo of the a battleship across the chest of a woman with the big guns in correct position is much more fun then a Sailor returning with a Xmas bow on the end of his man hood.

Lighten up you guys, 6 of us wives met a returning Sub wearing high heels and raincoats, strange we did not understand why the husbands were more interested in raiding the refrigerator for fresh milk and salads.

Temporary tats are fun for the woman to think up as a surprise for their warriors, but the fact that the Sub sailors were heads in the refrigerator looking for fresh lettuce and tomatoes and ignoring us and the beer for the first few hours was a mind bender.---------We learned the hard way, when it comes to food, booze or sex,  the sex has to wait-------
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