
Some how a temporary tattoo of the a battleship across the chest of a woman with the big guns in correct position is much more fun then a Sailor returning with a Xmas bow on the end of his man hood.
Lighten up you guys, 6 of us wives met a returning Sub wearing high heels and raincoats, strange we did not understand why the husbands were more interested in raiding the refrigerator for fresh milk and salads.
Temporary tats are fun for the woman to think up as a surprise for their warriors, but the fact that the Sub sailors were heads in the refrigerator looking for fresh lettuce and tomatoes and ignoring us and the beer for the first few hours was a mind bender.---------We learned the hard way, when it comes to food, booze or sex, the sex has to wait-------