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Offline Mr Mannn

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I am just EVIL...
« on: June 01, 2012, 06:10:37 AM »
Wednesday night. I did a bad thing. I went cheap on dinner. I spent $2 bucks at the store. They were the giant size bean and cheese burritos. 99 cents each...Hadn't ate them in like 10 years.

Now I remember why. All day Thursday, I was a leaky balloon. Silent but Deadly. I had to get up and move around the department the whole day. Not sure if anyone suspects me...I look like a little angel.

The evil part. I gassed out three of the gals in the pregnant posse. They were all talking at a desk. Me and two others walked up to do some work....well I got away before it hit them, but the gathering dispersed rather quickly (they ran). The gal who's desk it was took an early lunch...

One perp. three suspects. three helpless victims.  one lil'angel :whistling:
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 07:00:38 AM »
 :panic:
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 08:38:22 AM »
 O-) :-) :whistling:
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 08:40:27 AM »
You must be a BLAST to work with, Mr. Mannn!!  :-)
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 09:52:49 AM »
If it had been a blast, nj, Mr. Mannn wouldn't be a suspect. He'd be tried, convicted, and sentenced to taking PTO when he eats bean and cheese burritos.

Now that I think about it, that must be the reason that Tots was so down on bean paste. She suffers from the same leaky problem that Mr. Mannn does.

How 'bout that, Tots? How many people did you gas out yesterday?   :rotf:    :fuelfire:    :lmao:
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 09:58:26 AM »
You know I thought of dutch last night when I did a dutch oven to hubby while he slept  :rofl:
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 10:49:46 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 01, 2012, 09:52:49 AM
If it had been a blast, nj, Mr. Mannn wouldn't be a suspect. He'd be tried, convicted, and sentenced to taking PTO when he eats bean and cheese burritos.

Now that I think about it, that must be the reason that Tots was so down on bean paste. She suffers from the same leaky problem that Mr. Mannn does.

How 'bout that, Tots? How many people did you gas out yesterday?   :rotf:    :fuelfire:    :lmao:

Are you calling me out over bean paste?  Really?????  I don't have a problem with bean paste, just not on a roast beef sandwich, for the love of Pete! 

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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 11:28:27 AM »
If you sent anyone back to work, with your aromas, you might be increasing productivity.
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 01:32:03 PM »
Is this TMI, or WMD?
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2012, 01:33:36 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 01, 2012, 01:32:03 PM
Is this TMI, or WMD?
Weapons of mass distinktion.
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2012, 01:37:18 PM »
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2012, 01:54:39 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 01, 2012, 01:33:36 PM
Weapons of mass distinktion.

 :doh:   ^5
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2012, 03:52:22 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs[/youtube]

This thread reminded me of this  :rotf:
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2012, 05:03:21 PM »
I AM JUST A

Silent but Deadly means no one suspects, and you never have to apologize...
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 05:21:48 PM »
Whatever happened to "He who smelt it" ?
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Re: I am just EVIL...
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 05:38:01 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 01, 2012, 05:21:48 PM
Whatever happened to "He who smelt it" ?
Stand quietly and wait for one of the preggers react first and accuse her....that's the way to do it.  :hyper:
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