Obama Flies Special Barber To WH Every Two Weeks

[formerlurker]

Report: Obama Flies Special Barber To WH Every Two Weeks



Reports have surfaced that President Barack Obama is very loyal to his barber. The President is a man of the common people, the report tells its listeners. He hangs out with regular folks, like his barber for example.  The President has been using the same Chicago based barber, who goes by the name Zariff, for the past 17 years.   According to German Public Radio, the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks.  The president allegedly personally funds these trips. President Obama obviously also does not care much about the massive carbon footprint his haircuts are leaving on our planet which, we are told, is tipping precariously.

The German NDR reporter says: ‘The barber never says a word about what they discuss. Perhaps that’s also a reason why Obama feels comfortable being around him. Otherwise he would not fly his barber in from Chicago to Washington every ten to 14 days.’

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Of course the messiah understands the little people.   He is one of us after all. 

[JohnnyReb]

  .... ....Back in the late 60's when I worked for the DuPont Co., I worked with a local black fellow that was a part time barber. We worked swing shifts so get got to cut a lot of hair. He used to keep us laughing telling us about cutting "black" hair. I can't remember much of what he said and I wouldn't repeat it if I could because it would be called racist. ....but I will tell this that always made me laugh.

Standard haircuts were $1. The super-duper-deluxe was $2. I think the $2 one entailed a lot of shaving or something. Well, he told us about a fellow that wanted a lot of extra care for a $1 haircut one day. He told the guy, "You want a $2 haircut for $1 when you don't even have a $2 head to put it on."

Obama doesn't have a $2 dollar head.