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Offline megimoo

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Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« on: May 16, 2008, 06:35:32 AM »
A bullied office worker has been awarded £5,000 after her boss raised his right buttock from his chair and broke wind in her direction. Humiliated mother-of-three Theresa Bailey, 43, was the only woman on a sales team where "laddish" behaviour made her life a misery, and continued despite complains to senior managers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566617&in_page_id=1770&Thbbbbt
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 07:31:24 AM »
That story was a real gas.   :-)
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 10:08:09 AM »
Well, she could have borrowed a butt plug from one of the DUmmies. ......then just be careful not to smoke around the old gas bag.
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 11:10:02 AM »


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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 11:12:37 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on May 16, 2008, 11:10:02 AM


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Caption (quote from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail")
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 01:29:32 PM »

Caption (quote from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail")
" I fart in your general direction".
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You beat me to it. This guy, too.



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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM »
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back.  The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back.  The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her directi
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 05:18:35 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back.  The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.


Well, not the losers anyway.
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2008, 07:20:33 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back.  The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.


I disagree.  And if she gets $10K (at current exchange rates), I should be getting about eleventy bajillion dollars for sitting in Maneuvering between the Electrical Operator and Throttleman for 1/3 of my career when they went out for Black-and-Tans the night before.
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Re: Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her directi
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 01:23:30 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on May 16, 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back.  The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.


Well, not the losers anyway.


Freedumb, I love your "campaign poster."
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