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Chavez in end stages
« on: May 30, 2012, 02:13:28 PM »
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This reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has "entered the end stage".  The information and the quote come from a highly respected source close to Chavez and who is in a position to know his medical condition and history. This source says the prognosis is dire and that Chavez  is now not expected to live "more than a couple of months at most."  Chavez is running for re-elec tion in Venezuela but several sources--including the one who revealed  the exact kind of cancer-- have told me that they believe it is doubtful the dictator will live to see the results.

Voting is scheduled for October 7th. Chavez has been treated three times in Cuba but the exact kind of cancer has been a closely guarded state secret. 

Let us pray for his soul and let him pass quickly.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 02:14:50 PM »
I've got the bubbly on ice.

Rot in hell, you farging icehole. :yahoo:
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 02:21:13 PM »
Meh. Hope it hurts.

Pass some of that champagne this way, D6.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 02:22:00 PM »
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 02:22:35 PM »
Rot in hell you son of a bitch.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 02:32:31 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 30, 2012, 02:22:35 PM
Rot in hell you son of a bitch.

Oh, he'll be Judged, that is for sure!
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2012, 03:47:35 PM »
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A rhabdomyosarcoma is a type of cancer, specifically a sarcoma (cancer of connective tissues), in which the cancer cells are thought to arise from skeletal muscle progenitors. It can also be found attached to muscle tissue, wrapped around intestines, or in any anatomic location. Most occur in areas naturally lacking in skeletal muscle, such as the head, neck, and genitourinary tract.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyosarcoma

Damn. A fitting end for a complete failure as a human being.

Oh, and he sucked as a dictator too.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 03:52:43 PM »
You reap what you sow that is for sure karma is a sure bitch
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 05:18:39 PM »
Of course, the DUmmies are singing his praises...

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1. "they believe it is doubtful the dictator" - crapload of bullshit.

Chavez may or may not be dying soon, and if he dies in office he will have in fact managed to have been president for life, but not in the sense that his many detractors here believe. Rather should be ashamed for allowing that crap in his article.

Chavez and his Bolivarian movement have reversed the course of neoliberal degeneration in Venezuela, many countries in latin america have joined in this effort to resist and reverse the depredations of 30 years of neoliberal policies imposed on the region and its people. They have done so using democratic reform movements. It is the latter fact that most upsets and disturbs the right: a popular democratic socialist political movement gaining power and implementing real reforms that improve the lives of the people.

Love his screen name, BTW.

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3. So why are you calling him a dictator? As far as I recall he won election by his people fairly. nt

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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 05:32:41 PM »
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3. So why are you calling him a dictator? As far as I recall he won election by his people fairly. nt

At the risk of invoking Godwin, so did another dictator.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2012, 05:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on May 30, 2012, 05:32:41 PM
At the risk of invoking Godwin, so did another dictator.

Several, as I recall.  The Ayatollah Kohmeni used to win in huge landslides on a regular basis, as did Saddam Hussein; just to name the first coup[le that came to mind.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2012, 06:53:19 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 30, 2012, 02:14:50 PM
farging icehole
Is that a reference to Johnny Dangerously?
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2012, 07:09:13 PM »
Now wait a second.  They're upset that the reporter called Chavez a "dictator."  Do they see the effin' byline?

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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 12:18:49 AM »
If I really say how I feel bout this guy,it may be offensive in its delivery.
another turd down the toilet.
now with ahmedinijad too.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2012, 12:23:33 AM »
Quote from: EdwardSpacer on May 31, 2012, 12:18:49 AM
If I really say how I feel bout this guy,it may be offensive in its delivery.
another turd down the toilet.
now with ahmedinijad too.
It's pronounced "Ach I'm in the mood for jihad"
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2012, 12:24:08 AM »
Quote from: EdwardSpacer on May 31, 2012, 12:18:49 AM
now with ahmedinijad too.

That assclown should have been killed in 1979!
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2012, 12:31:51 AM »
You mean the first ayatollah.
He died in 1990.
Replaced by ayatollah ali al khameni.
Supreme religioys shite leader.
Ahmedinijad replaced moderate reform party leader mohammed khatami in IRAN in 2006.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2012, 12:33:53 AM »
Quote from: EdwardSpacer on May 31, 2012, 12:31:51 AM
You mean the first ayatollah.
He died in 1990.
Replaced by ayatollah ali al khameni.
Supreme religioys shite leader.
Ahmedinijad replaced moderate reform party leader mohammed khatami in IRAN in 2006.

Yeah, But Ahmedinijad should have been killed in 1979.

http://www.historyguy.com/iran-us_hostage_crisis.html



That is him on the left.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2012, 06:37:53 AM »
Really?  I thought he was the 3rd
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Re: Chavez in end stages
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2012, 09:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Boojatta on May 30, 2012, 06:53:19 PM
Is that a reference to Johnny Dangerously?


Yes.  Next question.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2012, 11:18:50 AM »
My bad,kyle.
excellent reference.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2012, 12:10:23 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 31, 2012, 09:49:50 AM
Yes.  Next question.
Who is the farging bastage ?
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2012, 02:06:24 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 31, 2012, 12:10:23 PM
Who is the farging bastage ?

The cork sucking dictator of that samana batching country.
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Re: Chavez in end stages
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2012, 02:37:43 PM »
I support their assasinations.send em to allah in a trash bag. :censored:
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