First attempt at a DUmp mole was unsucessful.

[Kyle Ricky]

I'm not sure what happen. I guess I was too brass for the first two posts? Or it could have been my username, which was Haywood Jablowme  

I made a post saying God Bless to all the troops. They must not have liked that. The bastards.

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So in otherwards, you can say anything you want about conservatives but don't you dare say the same about the Liberals. Skinner (I won't say his real name) is a faggot.

[obumazombie]

Never capitalize God as a mole. It's a dead giveaway. Also, next time try RicardoCabesa.

[Revolution]

Oh, and you shouldn't say good things about the troops either. Remember, DUmmie Land is Bizzaro World. What we good, civilized people love, cherish, and hold dear is the exact opposite at DU. You don't necessarily have to rag on the troops, (some of them like it, but some of them will actually go against that) but don't go out of your way to prop them up, or describe to them the heroes they actually are either. Dead giveaway.

[Gina]

encourages good discussions among a diverse community of people holding a broad range of center-to-left viewpoints

  since when?

[dutch508]

Basicly, any decent thought you ever had, values you were raised with, and normally your first reaction should be thrown out and the exact opposite of what you normally would say you should say on the dump in order to remain a successful mole.

[Wineslob]

Remember to add "ism" to anything.

[Kyle Ricky]

I was going to try and make another one. But looking at the guidelines and what you guys said. There is no way I could do it. I could never disgrace my country, my troops, or my God. All things that am very proud of, and love very much.

I was going to send skinner (I won't say his real name) an email. But decided not to. It would be a waste of time.

[Revolution]

Don't feel bad about it. I know for sure that I can do it, but I got tired of it real fast, so I went on what we call a "suicide run" and just burned the hell out of my mole quite a while ago. The charade was just a bit too much, I guess. I may do it again, but then again, I may not. It's not for the timid....

[Boojatta]

Basically, any decent thought you ever had, values you were raised with, and normally your first reaction should be thrown out and the exact opposite of what you normally would say you should say on the dump in order to remain a successful mole.

In other words, George Orwell would say that DU is inhabited by "boiled rabbits of the Left":

In his essay “My country Right or Left” (1940), Orwell stated that there could be no substitute “for patriotism and the military virtues … however little the boiled rabbits of the Left may like them.”

From:
The Encyclopedia of Twentieth-Century Fiction: Volume 1 - Page 283
Brian W. Shaffer, Patrick O'Donnell, David W. Madden - 2011 - 1584 pages