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Offline CC27

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I created jobs today and here's how
« on: May 29, 2012, 09:11:37 PM »
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I created jobs today and here's how
I took my economical sedan in for an oil change and when I paid I supported three middle class jobs at the garage I use.

I took my dry cleaning into the local cleaner. She's about 80, her daughter is 50 or so. The Grandaughter who works there also is about 25. Another 3 jobs.

I washed my car and paid for the wash and gave the guys a tip. 2 jobs supported.

Did my laundry--soap, water, machine--supported jobs of who knows how many.

Paid the kid next door to mow the grass.

Ordered a pizza from the local spot, three people working. Yup, I supported them too.

Finally, the cats were fed--food--jobs and their box was cleaned--labor

I created the time to support my community and its jobs and I didn't need a damn politician to tell me how to do it.

How about you?

You're a ****ing dip shit.  :whatever:

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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2012, 09:12:54 PM »
What the idiot doesn't realize is he just endorsed trickle down economics.

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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2012, 09:15:22 PM »
Did he create jobs, or did he support the jobs already there ?
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2012, 09:27:18 PM »
I gave more work to the construction workers, plumbers, carpenters, electricians, etc when we bought our house.  I did not create, just gave them more work to do to keep them employed longer.
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2012, 09:32:46 PM »
He forgot to add that he also stopped at the Adult store to get a new rabbit, as the old one was worn out from shoving it up his ass so much. When he paid there, he supported one man, or women, behind the counter.
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2012, 09:36:48 PM »
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I created jobs today and here's how
I took my economical sedan in for an oil change and when I paid I supported three middle class jobs at the garage I use. Fast oil change place? Min wage jobs no bene's. Owner is an evil 1 percenter that you want to tax more.

I took my dry cleaning into the local cleaner. She's about 80, her daughter is 50 or so. The Grandaughter who works there also is about 25. Another 3 jobs. They are the evil one percenters that your kind wants to tax more.

I washed my car and paid for the wash and gave the guys a tip. 2 jobs supported. min wage jobs, no bene's BTW... did they report the tips to the IRS? Bet not. You are unpatriotic cause paying taxes is patriotic and they are avoiding paying taxes and you abetted it!!! Turn yourself in to the IRS right now. Never mind. I'll do it for you.

Did my laundry--soap, water, machine--supported jobs of who knows how many. :mental:

Paid the kid next door to mow the grass. no benefits and did you pay FICA and all the rest of the taxes? No? STFU then!

Ordered a pizza from the local spot, three people working. Yup, I supported them too. min wage jobs, no bene's. Oh and I notice you didn't tip them. So in your eyes someone washing your car deserves a tip and someone making a product that you are going to ingest does not. Typical dummie. Oh and the owner is an evil 1 percenter that you want to tax more.

Finally, the cats were fed--food--jobs and their box was cleaned--labor did you pay your animal care specialist to do this? Are you an evil 1 percenter? Must be to afford someone just to feed your animals. So.... write a check to the IRS right now dummy!!!! You ain't paying your fair share!!!!

I created the time Wait a sec here... you created "the time"? Are you that powerful? I've made time in my schedule , watched it slip away and ran out of time but I've never created it! Damn dummie. You must be omnipotent.  to support my community and its jobs and I didn't need a damn politician to tell me how to do it. Yep and if the damned government will get out of the way, then more jobs will be created.

How about you?
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 10:53:34 PM »
Not one of those jobs mentioned were created by gov't or payed for with taxes. DUmmie is going to be taken to the woodshed for not staying with the stimulus narrative.
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 05:26:18 AM »
He forgot to mention he paid for this using his disability benefits check, so we in essence "created jobs" today. 
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 08:00:40 AM »
If you go read the thread, it sounds like elementary school children going through reading drills.  For example,

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Response to MichiganVote (Original post)
Tue May 29, 2012, 07:30 PM
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4. I supported my country today too

I mailed letters;
I purchased a made in the U.S.A. backpack;
and I gave a homeless man some money to spend.

 :lmao:
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 08:10:50 AM »
and I gave a homeless man some money to spend...and he bought Russian made vodka.
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2012, 09:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 29, 2012, 09:12:54 PM
What the idiot doesn't realize is he just endorsed trickle down economics.



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  he is going to get in twuble
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2012, 09:04:39 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on May 30, 2012, 05:26:18 AM
He forgot to mention he paid for this using his disability benefits check, so we in essence "created jobs" today. 

No, it did all that with the extended UE that Nanzy Pelousi said generated $3 for every $1 in UE payments.
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2012, 09:32:47 AM »

     So a DUmmy spent around $150 and claims they created jobs. Meanwhile they HOWL at Romney spending a couple of million on a house that will directly employ crews of people.

     That's the DUmmy view of the economy: equally poor people swapping tiny amounts of money. ****ing Fisher Price economy.
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2012, 10:06:10 AM »
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Response to MichiganVote (Original post)
Tue May 29, 2012, 07:30 PM
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4. I supported my country today too

I mailed letters;
I purchased a made in the U.S.A. backpack;
and I gave a homeless man some money to spend.

AKA her new boyfriend . . .
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Re: I created jobs today and here's how
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2012, 10:36:11 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 29, 2012, 09:15:22 PM
Did he create jobs, or did he support the jobs already there ?

Existing.

They all made about 25¢ per hour. That's with the tip factored in.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.
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