Please.
I'm black in protest of the current administration.
My protest started before the occupoopers, and runs concurrently but also in opposition to what they stand for.
I am an opportunist looter when the protests turn to looting as they always seem to do.
I don't ever get to actually loot on scene during the in progress looting due to always being otherwise engaged such as defending my country as was the case during the Rodney King verdict looting.
I am forced to get rainchecks on all such looting as I always seem to be indisposed with gainful employment or some other such productive activity that interferes with my in progress looting opportunities.
Sometimes I can't remember the outrage that justified all the free consumer electronics, so I have to ask around, and do some digging in order the redeem my looting rainchecks.
But whatever the condoned outrage that caused the looting was, I had it, so naturally I am entitled to my share of the free booty so to speak.
Being black, I am constantly either being offended, or in preparation of being offended. So I am ever vigilant and on guard ready to snap.
One reaction that is sure to offend me is to question the authenticity of my blackness. No one ever questions "Fat" Al Sharpton's blackness. No one ever questions Jesse "High" Jackson's blackness. Do I deserve anything less ?
Call it spring loaded, or think of it as a beartrap.
So, I have taken to preparing an exhaustive list of words to be banned that may at some point offend someone somewhere somehow.
I am doing my countrymen a great service preparing this list.
You will thank me later.
I will be the Black Emily post of potentially offensive words.
Need I explain further ? If so I am again, humbly at your service.