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I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« on: May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM »
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 03:01:44 PM »
uh......uh.........what day next week will it be alright to speak to you again?
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 03:09:18 PM »
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN FREAKIN TALK TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW@@@@@@@#$$@$@$@$@$@$@$@  What the heck is wrong with you that you are too much of a wussy to talk to a woman!??!?!?!?!??!  freaking cottonpickin snorkle loving wonder bread eating people that are people!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 03:19:14 PM »
Forthe good of the world, I would soo give you my employee discount for my job. . .
I work at Godiva Chocolatier.

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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 03:41:44 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 03:09:18 PM
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN FREAKIN TALK TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW@@@@@@@#$$@$@$@$@$@$@$@  What the heck is wrong with you that you are too much of a wussy to talk to a woman!??!?!?!?!??!  freaking cottonpickin snorkle loving wonder bread eating people that are people!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That so reminds me of my X-wife.
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 04:00:26 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!

The cashier with the most seniority gets to run the express lane, and that tends to be the oldest and slowest.

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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 04:11:15 PM »
So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through?????   Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea!  Red where do you work?  If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 04:23:57 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:11:15 PM
So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through?????   Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea!  Red where do you work?  If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!


you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch!  :-)  (you know I say that with total love, Red!)
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM »
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 05:13:37 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*


*runs*
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 06:30:28 PM »
BEG and I are so there with you mama!   :censored: :censored: :censored:
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 06:53:21 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.

I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing.  :-)
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 06:54:58 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2008, 03:01:44 PM
uh......uh.........what day next week will it be alright to speak to you again?

I'm apparently the only woman in the 'happy' part of the cycle. I think every male should talk to me..just sayin' :-) :hyper:
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 06:56:23 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 15, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*


*runs*
 :lmao:

If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2008, 07:02:41 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 15, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*


*runs*
 :lmao:

If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:
:pickme:
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2008, 07:05:40 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 06:53:21 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.

I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing.  :-)

I exercise 3-4 days a week and I can tell you that NOTHING helps me more than chocolate.  Maybe chocolate ice cream with brownie chunks and hot fudge in a chocolate waffle cone though.........
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2008, 07:19:43 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 15, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*


*runs*
 :lmao:

If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:

 :picsneeded:
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2008, 08:15:31 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rub dirt in it, suck it up, and STFU.  What - the world is supposed to stop for you once a month because of some abdominal cramps?  There are women in this country that run multi-millon dollar corporations and do it quite well regardless of how they feel.  People depend on them for their leadership and decisions and they don't let a little thing like a period stand in their way.  Now wipe the chocolate off your face and get moving!

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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2008, 08:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on May 15, 2008, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 15, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*


*runs*
 :lmao:

If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:

 :picsneeded:

Is video sufficient?  :hyper: :-)
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2008, 08:30:02 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 07:05:40 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 06:53:21 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.

I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing.  :-)

I exercise 3-4 days a week and I can tell you that NOTHING helps me more than chocolate.  Maybe chocolate ice cream with brownie chunks and hot fudge in a chocolate waffle cone though.........

Define exercise? Walking and such low impact stuff never cut it for me. The key is to totally distract the wonky hormones from doing their damage. :evillaugh:
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2008, 08:30:45 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on May 15, 2008, 08:15:31 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rub dirt in it, suck it up, and STFU.  What - the world is supposed to stop for you once a month because of some abdominal cramps?  There are women in this country that run multi-millon dollar corporations and do it quite well regardless of how they feel.  People depend on them for their leadership and decisions and they don't let a little thing like a period stand in their way.  Now wipe the chocolate off your face and get moving!

 :-) (How'd I do?)

Wow..that was worse then my exercise and step away from the den of iniquity that is chocolate reply.  :bow: :-)
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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2008, 09:10:45 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well let me just say.....


Oh crap,I have a hangnail. :bawl:















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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2008, 09:15:45 PM »
Quote from: Flame on May 15, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:11:15 PM
So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through?????   Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea!  Red where do you work?  If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!


you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch!  :-)  (you know I say that with total love, Red!)

Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.

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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2008, 09:27:40 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 15, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 04:49:57 PM
oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*


*runs*
 :lmao:

Dude, she's a mom, it's more like Moon Pies!

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Re: I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2008, 09:37:38 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 06:53:21 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.

I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing.  :-)

the only reason I am not all over this like a cheap polyester pant suit..is that I am done pmsing for the month.so you get a free pass..this time...
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