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Offline bijou

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Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« on: May 15, 2008, 01:41:45 PM »
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Two German Shepherd dogs have been taken into care after their owner was accused of sexually assaulting them.

The two pets were allegedly "repeatedly" abused by the man, who lived with his mother.

Animal wardens took possession of the dogs following complaints.

...Palm Beach attorney Shannon Fox said the man had repeatedly performed sexual acts with the animals.

But he may escape prosecution because bestiality is not a crime in his home state of Florida.

Earlier this year, Florida Senator Nan Rich tried to pass a law stopping people from "knowingly" committing bestiality or allowing others to.
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How could you unknowingly commit bestiality? Still, it is Florida ...



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Re: Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 02:43:26 PM »

horrible story.

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Re: Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 02:59:17 PM »
It's my understanding that sex with male dogs is big in the lesbian community.

I have no first hand knowledge of this..........and don't want any.
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Re: Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 03:02:35 PM »
It's my understanding that sex with male dogs is big in the lesbian community.

I have no first hand knowledge of this..........and don't want any.
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Re: Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 04:04:16 PM »
[DUmode] How dare you question this mans life choices! [/DUmode]

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Re: Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 04:05:48 PM »
Florida isn't so weird.  In California, they could all three get married, or at least apply for a license.

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Re: Florida dogs in care after 'sex with owner'
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 05:18:37 PM »
Florida isn't so weird.  In California, they could all three get married, or at least apply for a license.
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