Why I Call Him Honey

[CG6468]

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.'

The elderly lady hung her head, 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.'

[obumazombie]

A proper genteel lady of the south, met with her best friend after returning from her first trip ever out of her beloved south, to, New York.
Well, how was it, asked the BFF ?
Well for one thing I never knew that up there, there are men, who lick other men, down they'ah
And what do they call them ?
They call them homosexuals
And for another thing, up there they have women who lick other women, down they'ah
And what do they call them?
They call them lesbians
And then for another thing, up there they have men, who lick women, down they'ah
So what do they call them ?
Well, after I caught my breath all I could call him was, shug'a.