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Offline JohnnyReb

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FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« on: May 21, 2012, 07:11:31 PM »
Yep, the DNC sent me a letter asking for donations FORWARD...FORWARD...FORWARD
until I got sick of seeing the word FORWARD. In there was 3"x5" picture of "The One" on a card suitable for framing and the 2 page letter, front and back, begging for money.

OK here's the thing, I'm thinking of cutting out my name and the number printed on the donation form and sending it back to them to cost them posting at least. Where it asks for my opinion and commits I'm thinking of putting something smart....like...

R-U-F**KING KIDDING ME

or

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

or

SAY WHAT ?????

or

Millions for republicans...not one dime in tribute.

I kinda like the last one but it'd be a waste on a damn ignorant democrat.



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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 07:49:14 PM »
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In there was 3"x5" picture of "The One" on a card suitable for framing a urinal target and the 2 page letter, front and back, begging for money.
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 07:50:38 PM »
I think I'd print off one of these, and send it back in. 

I'm sort of partial to this one, but there are tons of them here.
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 09:33:22 PM »
Send back their invitation to donate with a pledge for a lot of money from some lesser know lib celebrity like Kathy Griffin.
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 09:50:46 PM »
What I used to do with AARP, was pack the envelope with all my other junk mail to get the weight up & send it back. For some strange reason they stopped sending franked envelopes. If they sent you a franked envelope, load it up.  Cheers,  Mike
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 09:57:53 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2012, 07:11:31 PM
, I'm thinking of cutting out my name and the number printed on the donation form and sending it back to them to cost them posting at least. Where it asks for my opinion and commits I'm thinking of putting something smart....like...

How about "say what chicken butt",
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 12:09:06 AM »
I had another thought....or two

"My dog advised me not to."
signed: The Dog Whisperer.



That DNC dog has rabies.


Ask Obama to FORWARD some of his stash.


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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 12:11:39 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2012, 12:09:06 AM
I had another thought....or two

"My dog advised me not to."
signed: The Dog Whisperer.



That DNC dog has rabies.


Ask Obama to FORWARD some of his stash.



clinnochio used to say "That dog won't hunt".
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2012, 07:46:41 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2012, 07:11:31 PM
until I got sick of seeing the word FORWARD. In there was 3"x5" picture of "The One" on a card suitable for framing and the 2 page letter, front and back, begging for money.


I would pass it to one of his worshipers so they can have a picture to on the put on the shrine, right beside the life size cardboard cut out of him. Was it signed? They would be going nuts over the messiah sending them that.

Look for this to show up in your church soon:

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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2012, 09:58:49 AM »
You can buy play money at places like Dollar General.  Send a stack of that in.  I used to do that to muslim charities who pestered me. 

That People's Cube pic is outstanding. 
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2012, 10:09:46 AM »
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FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.

Did it mention anything about when you might expect your Skittles-shitting unicorn to arrive? :-) :cheers1:
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 11:20:54 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 22, 2012, 07:46:41 AM
I would pass it to one of his worshipers so they can have a picture to on the put on the shrine, right beside the life size cardboard cut out of him. Was it signed? They would be going nuts over the messiah sending them that.

Look for this to show up in your church soon:


Why wait for it to come to your church ? Plenty of owebumazombies already have one at their owebuma worship shrine altars.
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Re: FORWARD...I got my Obama letter.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2012, 03:04:35 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 22, 2012, 11:20:54 AM
Why wait for it to come to your church ? Plenty of owebumazombies already have one at their owebuma worship shrine altars.

Yes, that is right, they do.
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