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DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« on: May 21, 2012, 02:09:31 PM »
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 Today I had the distinct pleasure of telling my RepubliCON employer to kiss my ****ing ass. They wanted to cut my part-time hours by more than 38% (I had been with them since 8/31/2011 and was awarded Employee Of The Month twice during that time). I told them to shove it. I am now unemployed and flat broke, but it was worth it. "When unfairness becomes the rule, resistance becomes a duty." - My Contribution to the Occupy Movement

A career lasting since 8/31/2011, down the tubes.

The other DUmmies may believe it went the way the cat guy describes it, but I think it isn't completely accurate.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 02:14:09 PM »
Quote from: dane on May 21, 2012, 02:09:31 PM
A career lasting since 8/31/2011, down the tubes.

The other DUmmies may believe it went the way the cat guy describes it, but I think it isn't completely accurate.

I smell a mole.  No DUmmy would ever get past the initial "whiz quiz", to last that long under an eeeeee-vil Rethuglikkkan boss.

Either that, or he's trying to gather witnesses to vouch for him on his latest bid for unemployment bennies.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 02:18:52 PM »
It was worth it, DUmmy?  You have your life ****ed up if you think it's worth it to be unemployed and flat broke.  I am sure your parents are so ****ing proud of your worthless ass that will now try to suck off them.  What a piece of shit you are and so worthy of the OWS movement.  Please God do not let me have a son like this.  How insulting to see the result of your parenting be like him.  :thatsright:  He thinks he did a good and smart thing.  :mental:
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM »
Quote from: dane on May 21, 2012, 02:09:31 PM
A career lasting since 8/31/2011, down the tubes.

The other DUmmies may believe it went the way the cat guy describes it, but I think it isn't completely accurate.

OMG!!!! That's almost ten months...

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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 02:26:55 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM
OMG!!!! That's almost ten months...

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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 02:32:40 PM »
McDonalds now has an opening.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 02:35:55 PM »
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 02:36:58 PM »


Found a picture of him/her/it at work.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 02:48:24 PM »
That is DISGUSTING  :panic:  HOW COULD YOU?
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 02:58:17 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 21, 2012, 02:36:58 PM


Found a picture of him/her/it at work.

One of my very few BSs because I was eating lunch and looked at that!!!
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 02:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2012, 02:48:24 PM
That is DISGUSTING  :panic:  HOW COULD YOU?


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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2012, 02:59:34 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 21, 2012, 02:58:34 PM

Don't tease me with pole dancing...

Hope you don't want to touch the pole after where it's been  :panic:
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2012, 03:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2012, 02:59:34 PM
Hope you don't want to touch the pole after where it's been  :panic:







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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2012, 04:16:45 PM »
Dutch, please a small SPORK Alert wouldn't kill you would it? :panic:

Thankfully I wasn't eating or drinking something when I saw that.  I might have choked to death! :-)




I think there is more to the story than the DUmmy is letting on.

My guess is the DUmmy has been slacking and management figured it would cut dead weight and give those hours to someone more productive.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 04:28:02 PM »
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 Today I had the distinct pleasure of telling my RepubliCON employer to kiss my ****ing ass. They wanted to cut my part-time hours by more than 38% (I had been with them since 8/31/2011 and was awarded Employee Of The Month twice during that time). I told them to shove it. I am now unemployed and flat broke, but it was worth it. "When unfairness becomes the rule, resistance becomes a duty." - My Contribution to the Occupy Movement

I didn't know Wendy's was cutting hours?
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2012, 05:02:31 PM »
So rather than go from 36 to 20, or thereabouts, he would rather not have any job at all.  Now instead of having some money while he looks for a second job, he has nothing.  Real brilliant there, DUmbass
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2012, 05:20:36 PM »
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2012, 05:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 21, 2012, 05:02:31 PM
So rather than go from 36 to 20, or thereabouts, he would rather not have any job at all.  Now instead of having some money while he looks for a second job, he has nothing.  Real brilliant there, DUmbass

The DUmbass probably forgot that you don't get unemployment bennies when you QUIT.  (Assuming, of course, that any portion of this story has a foothold in reality.)
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 05:37:03 PM »
What gets me is all he had for 9 months was a part time job. No one can live on a part time job.

Sounds to me like he did the job just long enough to qualify for unemployment and deliberately got himself fired.
We are dealing with a professional unemployment leech here.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 06:20:39 PM »
Probably not a failed drug test, the DUmmies writes like a flaming prancer and probably went drama queen on the boss, who had had enough of the little poufter by that point.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2012, 06:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 21, 2012, 05:02:31 PM
So rather than go from 36 to 20, or thereabouts, he would rather not have any job at all.  Now instead of having some money while he looks for a second job, he has nothing.  Real brilliant there, DUmbass

We are dealing with genius, CR.  Real Genius.

The same type of genius that brought us "shovel ready jobs", "recovery summer 2010". "economic stimulus", "green energy", Joe Biden, and $5 trillion of debt in 3 years.

We are just too stupid to realize it.   :mental:
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2012, 08:05:49 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 21, 2012, 02:36:58 PM


Found a picture of him/her/it at work.

What in in hell does she plan to do with that funnel?

 :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2012, 08:08:53 PM »
You bitch, dutch!!!  Now I won't be able to eat my dinner.  Thanks for helping me lose weight... I think.

Oh, and DUmmy, it is totally worth it being dirt poor.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2012, 08:29:25 PM »
Yeah burn that bridge down to the ground DUmmie. Guaranteeing youself unemployment for the foreseeable future. 

It feels good so DO IT!
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2012, 08:34:17 PM »
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2. Have you thought that maybe that is what they wanted you to do in the first place? Can you collect

unemployment now that you quit? They are a...holes for sure.



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3. Yes, I'm quite sure that is what they wanted.

That occurred to me early on. So be it. I was happy to oblige. I knew full well were they up to. As for unemployment, it may be an option since I had an outstanding and on-hold claim from a previous and rather less obnoxious employer. I may soon be able to continue collecting on that claim. There was a problem (that's why it was on-hold), but that should be fixed soon if it has not already been taken care of. I only took this current (now former) job because I wanted to at least be making an effort to work while I worked on my primary job search. So much for doing the right thing. In any case, as you allude, these people are assholes.


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