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Offline UncommonSense

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Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« on: May 21, 2012, 07:55:49 AM »
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On Sunday, April 13, Tokyo illustrator Mao Sugiyama (who goes by the nickname “HC”), publicly seasoned and braised his own genitals on a portable gas cartridge burner, and then served them to six eager diners who each paid about $250 for the meal. The genitals had been returned to Sugiyama, frozen and double-bagged in plastic, following sex-change surgery during which they were removed.

I'm not sure what's worse, the idea of frying up your genitals for people to eat, or the fact that their were 6 people willing to eat them.

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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 10:16:47 AM »
I gotta hand it to you, Uncommon.

This story is, without a doubt, the most bizarre I've seen in, oh, the last 20 minutes or so.

You and bijou (another poster here) ought to run a competition to see who can post the weirdest stuff. She does well, and based on this, so do you.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 10:27:21 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 21, 2012, 10:16:47 AM
I gotta hand it to you, Uncommon.

This story is, without a doubt, the most bizarre I've seen in, oh, the last 20 minutes or so.

You and bijou (another poster here) ought to run a competition to see who can post the weirdest stuff. She does well, and based on this, so do you.  :cheersmate:

What's really F-ed up is that I was looking in Google for a Subway menu and this story was in the side bar.  Needless to say I lost my appetite.  :runaway:
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 10:29:36 AM »
Quote from: UncommonSense on May 21, 2012, 10:27:21 AM
What's really F-ed up is that I was looking in Google for a Subway menu and this story was in the side bar.  Needless to say I lost my appetite.  :runaway:

 :rotf: Yeah, that'll do it.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 10:36:22 AM »
Quote from: UncommonSense on May 21, 2012, 10:27:21 AM
What's really F-ed up is that I was looking in Google for a Subway menu and this story was in the side bar.  Needless to say I lost my appetite.  :runaway:

 :rotf: Yeah, I can see why. That is sick.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 10:40:03 AM »
Quote from: UncommonSense on May 21, 2012, 10:27:21 AM
What's really F-ed up is that I was looking in Google for a Subway menu and this story was in the side bar.  Needless to say I lost my appetite.  :runaway:

I wonder what the SIDE dishes were and what kind of wine goes with the entree,   So there was enough meat to serve 6 people ???    I call  :bs: :bs:
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 11:43:10 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 21, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
I wonder what the SIDE dishes were and what kind of wine goes with the entree,   So there was enough meat to serve 6 people ???    I call  :bs: :bs:

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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 12:15:49 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 21, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
I wonder what the SIDE dishes were and what kind of wine goes with the entree,   So there was enough meat to serve 6 people ???    I call  :bs: :bs:

vesta wants side dishes. Let's see what the cookbook comes up with:

* Cream of Prostate Soup - this breathtakingly tantalizing soup is infused with fresh prostate, accented with a touch of dill and tarragon.

* Rad-dick-i-o Salad - this simple, but palate-enriching salad contains specially-obtained fresh julienned Dick, garnished with radish petals and poached foreskin.

* Grilled Glans on a Plank - marinaded for 24 hours to achieve that perfect tenderization, this dish has them stacked out of the door!

* Deferred Vas Deferens - this delicacy simply can't be believed. Costing upwards of $530 per ounce, a little goes a long way.

*Scalloped Smegma - accented with the cheese that has given Limburger a run for it's money, this dish features new potatoes done a special way. Aged for 3.6 weeks before harvesting from unsuspecting prison inmates, this dish requires a heady port wine for balance.

* Dessert - our pastry chefs are busy con-cock-ting sweet delights that will keep you cumming back!

Uh....this one may be Short Bus bound..... :-)
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 12:19:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 21, 2012, 12:15:49 PM
vesta wants side dishes. Let's see what the cookbook comes up with:

* Cream of Prostate Soup - this breathtakingly tantalizing soup is infused with fresh prostate, accented with a touch of dill and tarragon.

* Rad-dick-i-o Salad - this simple, but palate-enriching salad contains specially-obtained fresh julienned Dick, garnished with radish petals and poached foreskin.

* Grilled Glans on a Plank - marinaded for 24 hours to achieve that perfect tenderization, this dish has them stacked out of the door!

* Deferred Vas Deferens - this delicacy simply can't be believed. Costing upwards of $530 per ounce, a little goes a long way.

*Scalloped Smegma - accented with the cheese that has given Limburger a run for it's money, this dish features new potatoes done a special way. Aged for 3.6 weeks before harvesting from unsuspecting prison inmates, this dish requires a heady port wine for balance.

* Dessert - our pastry chefs are busy con-cock-ting sweet delights that will keep you cumming back!

Uh....this one may be Short Bus bound..... :-)

Spotted dick?
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 12:30:22 PM »
Hannibal Lecter alert.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 12:35:13 PM »
Quote from: UncommonSense on May 21, 2012, 07:55:49 AM
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I'm not sure what's worse, the idea of frying up your genitals for people to eat, or the fact that their were 6 people willing to eat them.

 :mental:




BS for digging up this story.  Dude, I just ate.  Not funny at all.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2012, 01:02:45 PM »
Well hell. Why not? It ain't like he was going to be using them.



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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2012, 01:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 21, 2012, 12:15:49 PM
vesta wants side dishes. Let's see what the cookbook comes up with:

* Cream of Prostate Soup - this breathtakingly tantalizing soup is infused with fresh prostate, accented with a touch of dill and tarragon.

* Rad-dick-i-o Salad - this simple, but palate-enriching salad contains specially-obtained fresh julienned Dick, garnished with radish petals and poached foreskin.

* Grilled Glans on a Plank - marinaded for 24 hours to achieve that perfect tenderization, this dish has them stacked out of the door!

* Deferred Vas Deferens - this delicacy simply can't be believed. Costing upwards of $530 per ounce, a little goes a long way.

*Scalloped Smegma - accented with the cheese that has given Limburger a run for it's money, this dish features new potatoes done a special way. Aged for 3.6 weeks before harvesting from unsuspecting prison inmates, this dish requires a heady port wine for balance.

* Dessert - our pastry chefs are busy con-cock-ting sweet delights that will keep you cumming back!

Uh....this one may be Short Bus bound..... :-)

MY NEW HERO--------Eupher


Actually I came across the funniest cook show, these two men do the outside cooking bit all over the country.   So this one program had them in the mid west all set up with their BBQ, tables and what not.  

Big soup pot a steaming and they opened a cooler and removed what looked like  small Mellon's wrapped in plastic.

This they told us were Bull Testicles, round things like a ball so this is what they were to be called.  

Directions were to remove the wrapping and wipe down your the balls, then place your balls in the seasoned boiling water.

Big darn balls need a lot of cooking time, then on to the BBQ to crisp up your balls.    I have little memory of any side dishes as at that time I was crying from laughter.

Funniest thing was the total straight face both cooks had when they described how to season your balls.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2012, 01:49:29 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on May 21, 2012, 12:35:13 PM
BS for digging up this story.  Dude, I just ate.  Not funny at all.

Next time I'll give the NSFL (lunch) warning  :ashamed:
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Re: Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 02:58:33 PM »
Did he serve cocktail sauce with it?
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2012, 03:01:58 PM »
Uncommon is growing on me.  Is that bad?  :???:
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2012, 03:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2012, 03:01:58 PM
Uncommon is growing on me.  Is that bad?  :???:
Yes, very, run for the hills.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2012, 03:04:18 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2012, 03:01:58 PM
Uncommon is growing on me.  Is that bad?  :???:

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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 03:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2012, 03:07:53 PM
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Tell the truth, if that's possible.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2012, 04:16:44 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2012, 03:01:58 PM
Uncommon is growing on me.  Is that bad?  :???:

Like a cancer? Would that be bad?
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2012, 04:20:18 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 21, 2012, 04:16:44 PM
Like a cancer? Would that be bad?

Aw, c'mon now. Y'all ain't being real neighborly. He's sustained his black eyes and bruises very nobly. He may be a godless lib with troll tendencies, but he's got his game face on and is hangin' in there.

Nobody says ya gotta love the dood, but hey - it ain't THAT bad.   :-)

Besides, the Troll Hat has been passed already to indago.   :hyper:
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2012, 06:33:51 PM »
I wonder if he'll be sacked for it.  But I guess the balls in his court
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2012, 09:34:58 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on May 21, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
I wonder if he'll be sacked for it.  But I guess the balls in his court

This entire thread is dangling by said thread.
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Re: Transsexual cook serves up his own genitals
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2012, 09:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 21, 2012, 09:34:58 PM
This entire thread is dangling by said thread.
Like a Tranny kook g-string.
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