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Offline franksolich

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Kali primitive wants to remove car-alarm
« on: May 20, 2012, 07:56:09 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1205134

Oh my.

Now remember, the Kali primitive, from southernmost Texas, is not the same primitive as the bitter old Vermontese primitive.  In fact, I believe there's quite a few decades in age, between the former and the latter.

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removing a %$#*&(@ing alarm?

truck won't start - alarm won't shut off - have two hand/keychain "off" thingies, neither of them are working. Is there a small battery in the alarm itself (not the vehicle battery)?

Anybody know how to take these stupid things out? I hate it anyway. All they do is go off when they shouldn't. I would never buy one on purpose, this came on the truck - I thought it was aftermarket, installed by the previous owner, but husband is saying he thinks it came with the truck.

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intaglio (3,362 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. Pray it is not embedded in the engine management system

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MiniMe (13,110 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. There is usually a button battery the remote handheld.

I have had a few friends who have had problems with alarms going off for no reason.

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3. we have two of those, no way could both have dead batteries on the same day - it has to be the alarm unit itself.

So far, the Kali primitive hasn't gotten any help.

Anybody from here willing to help her?
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Re: Kali primitive wants to remove car-alarm
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2012, 07:59:54 PM »
I'm assuming the car alarm is aftermarket. 

If you have to ask how to take it out, you aren't smart enough to do so.  Get professional help. 

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Re: Kali primitive wants to remove car-alarm
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2012, 08:07:34 PM »
The DUmmie doesn't say if the truck battery is dead, just that the truck won't start.  Is the DUmmie trying to steal someone else's  truck that looks like theirs?
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Re: Kali primitive wants to remove car-alarm
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2012, 08:10:13 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 20, 2012, 08:07:34 PM
The DUmmie doesn't say if the truck battery is dead, just that the truck won't start.  Is the DUmmie trying to steal someone else's  truck that looks like theirs?

For obvious reasons, they are probably trying to steal someone's truck that does not look like theirs.
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Re: Kali primitive wants to remove car-alarm
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2012, 08:11:53 PM »
:rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:

Sorry... I could tell her how to do it, but I just don't want to.  :rotf:
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Re: Kali primitive wants to remove car-alarm
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2012, 08:13:16 PM »
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1. Pray it is not embedded in the engine management system

Oh god...

You are so f-ing stupid.
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