Welcome Remington, I hope you enjoy it here. We are all really a good group of guys, unlike the anus lickers over at the dump.
Oh and as far as being Conservative goes (Good job quoting wikipedia in your definition there). Sure Bush and McCain may not have been a conservative per say, but they are social conservatives. Which is what I am looking for in a candidate. I don't look at people as republican or democrat. I am more interested in if you are a social conservative, or a social liberal.
Me, I am a independent/social conservative. I voted for Clinton both times, and I voted for Bush both times. So I get it from both sides of the spectrum.
In any case, welcome, dude. I do hope you enjoy it here.