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Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« on: May 18, 2012, 12:11:06 PM »
GAH! :o :bawl: About half way down the article i find this.....
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Milla's problems began after a Gangrene infection spread through his penis about nine days after the surgery. Aronfeld detailed the traumatic experience his client went through. "Turned into a flesh-eating bacteria that ate his penis centimeter by centimeter," he said, " and as a result of this, he has to spend the rest of his life without a functioning penis. He has to sit down to urinate. He'll never have any intimate relationships with anyone, and he's lost his manhood."



Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/#ixzz1vF5AK71l
The horror....the horror! :panic: :panic:http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2012, 12:14:24 PM »
There's millions to be made here, with a little gene therapy, find the penis consuming gene and switch it into reverse !
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2012, 12:16:20 PM »
My hubby and son both sit down to pee  :panic:   :lmao:
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2012, 12:19:26 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2012, 12:16:20 PM
My hubby and son both sit down to pee  :panic:   :lmao:
At least they don't need ladders.
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 05:27:32 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 12:19:26 PM
At least they don't need ladders.

This is horrid, were this your child, bad enough to see toes and fingers amputated, the penis of a  male child of any age is the same as watching a female child loose their breasts due to this disease.

WTF is the matter with you people, darn I am not sure if I need to worry about the Conservatives that that find this amusing or the crazy Libs that are strange to me.

May be time for me to go and live in a cave away from all of you.-------both libs and Conservatives, --Totally lost my sense of humor here, even dark humor cannot come in here,  this is a tragedy to humans .   

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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 05:36:56 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 19, 2012, 05:27:32 PM
This is horrid, were this your child, bad enough to see toes and fingers amputated, the penis of a  male child of any age is the same as watching a female child loose their breasts due to this disease.

WTF is the matter with you people, darn I am not sure if I need to worry about the Conservatives that that find this amusing or the crazy Libs that are strange to me.

May be time for me to go and live in a cave away from all of you.-------both libs and Conservatives, --Totally lost my sense of humor here, even dark humor cannot come in here,  this is a tragedy to humans .   


Vesta not everyone handles tragedy the same way.  More than once I've put my foot in my mouth trying to make funny for this reason.
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 06:29:28 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 19, 2012, 05:27:32 PM
This is horrid, were this your child, bad enough to see toes and fingers amputated, the penis of a  male child of any age is the same as watching a female child loose their breasts due to this disease.

WTF is the matter with you people, darn I am not sure if I need to worry about the Conservatives that that find this amusing or the crazy Libs that are strange to me.

May be time for me to go and live in a cave away from all of you.-------both libs and Conservatives, --Totally lost my sense of humor here, even dark humor cannot come in here,  this is a tragedy to humans .   


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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 06:49:56 PM »
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 10:20:59 PM »
^ Ditto.

The disease is called "necrotizing fasciitis" I had it on my favorites when I had Bob&Tom 24/7, but I've lost it, and can't find it anymore. A guy who was in prison had it, and that's what they were talking about.
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2012, 01:30:49 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2012, 12:16:20 PM
My hubby and son both sit down to pee  :panic:   :lmao:

I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!!   :-)
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2012, 02:26:14 AM »
Quote from: Thor on May 20, 2012, 01:30:49 AM
I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!!   :-)
Maybe you are a candidate for the ladder I mentioned, and vesta got upset about.
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2012, 07:47:39 AM »
 
Quote from: Thor on May 20, 2012, 01:30:49 AM
I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!!   :-)

Most guys with a real schlong would call him "Johnson."

I see where you're sitting.  :rotf:   :lmao:   :fuelfire:    :tongue:
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2012, 08:10:20 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 20, 2012, 07:47:39 AM

Most guys with a real schlong would call him "Johnson."

I see where you're sitting.  :rotf:   :lmao:   :fuelfire:    :tongue:

As big as I am, "Junior" is most apropos......  :bird:  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2012, 08:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 20, 2012, 07:47:39 AM

Most guys with a real schlong would call him "Johnson."

I see where you're sitting.  :rotf:   :lmao:   :fuelfire:    :tongue:

I never named my penis, but I had a girlfriend who called it "He Who Must Be Obeyed" and "Oh, my God!"

I guess those names are as good as any.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2012, 09:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Thor on May 20, 2012, 08:10:20 AM
As big as I am, "Junior" is most apropos......  :bird:  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Uh huh. Sure.   :lmao:
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2012, 12:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 20, 2012, 09:21:09 AM
Uh huh. Sure.   :lmao:

Eupher, you know my stature!! I ain't no "little fellow" in any shape, form or fashion!!  O-) :-)
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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2012, 03:38:30 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 20, 2012, 12:21:59 PM
Eupher, you know my stature!! I ain't no "little fellow" in any shape, form or fashion!!  O-) :-)

Well, I'm gonna have to take your word for your "stature" where the sun don't shine.

Homey don't play that.   :bird:    :lmao:
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2012, 07:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 20, 2012, 08:10:20 AM
As big as I am, "Junior" is most apropos......  :bird:  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

OK<OK     So now you have my attention here.     

So Please tell me if it is an ethnic thing to name your Penis ?????   Where did the name Johnson or Peter or Dick come from?   Where the heck did Schlong come from?

Seriously is the naming of a mans member separate the member and it's actions from the male mind.

 Perhaps the inability to control the member at times from some unexpected situations is an excuse for a male to excuse themselves from sudden reactions to stimulation's to a  " Not my fault, Johnson did it"

And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.

Any of you men got the balls to answer my questions  ????
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2012, 07:14:47 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 20, 2012, 07:08:36 PM
And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.
I have.

She named it George.
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2012, 07:21:16 PM »
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I have.

She named it George.

As in engorged ??
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2012, 07:23:36 PM »
No, it looked normal.
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2012, 07:35:30 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 20, 2012, 07:08:36 PM
OK<OK     So now you have my attention here.     

So Please tell me if it is an ethnic thing to name your Penis ?????   Where did the name Johnson or Peter or Dick come from?   Where the heck did Schlong come from?

Seriously is the naming of a mans member separate the member and it's actions from the male mind.

 Perhaps the inability to control the member at times from some unexpected situations is an excuse for a male to excuse themselves from sudden reactions to stimulation's to a  " Not my fault, Johnson did it"

And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.

Any of you men got the balls to answer my questions  ????


We call mine "woody" Do I need to explain?
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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2012, 07:42:06 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on May 20, 2012, 07:35:30 PM
We call mine "woody" Do I need to explain?

No but I expect you gave plenty of woman splinters and termites in your time.
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2012, 09:01:05 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 20, 2012, 07:42:06 PM
No but I expect you gave plenty of woman splinters and termites in your time.

 :rotf:

Nice one, vesta. h5
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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2012, 09:03:38 PM »
vesta, I normally don't do wiki, but I think you'll get a "bang" outta this:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Schlong
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