Absolutely, let's invite the primative to join CC.
We're a nice group of people, the nicest group he would ever meet. 
The iverglas primitive is a "she," and often gives clues she suffers from the same sorts of things the
Die alte Sau, the Proud2BLibKansan primitive, does.
There's something wrong with her female plumbing below the navel, possibly an internal birth defect or something, that obstructs her being a woman, and turns her into a bitch instead.
Something that could probably be taken care of by a surgeon; a few snips here-and-there, a few re-routings, a few dead-ends opened up, and presto! problem solved.
But instead of that quick, easy, no-side-effects, procedure being done, the iverglas primitive tries to sedate her anger and bitterness with the use of mood-altering pharmaceuticals.
One can see how well that works.