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It's both reassuring and sad that they're so predictable.  You know how they're going to react--yet you wonder how they can be so wrong time after time.

Because they are not 100% sane. This just shows what liberals truly are, and that liberalism is a mental disorder.

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I do know that when decapitated, there's about 8 seconds' worth of oxygenated blood left in a human head.  Hence why a executioner in the Middle Ages would lift the head up--not to show it to the assembled watchers of said beheading, but to show the head the reaction of the crowd, as the last image the condemned would ever see.

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Can anyone corroborate this? Somehow having 25% of my entire body's blood supply in my head seems a bit much.

About 20% of blood pumped from the heart goes to the brain itself, so if you count all the other tissues of the head - skin, muscle, glands, etc., 25% total doesn't seem too far off. But since the brain is encased in the skull and uses separate branches of vessels off the carotid artery, lacerations in those other tissues aren't accessing or siphoning off that brain blood, unless of course the injury is to one of those major vessels in the neck before they branch off.

I've seen a shitload of facial and scalp lacerations, and although they do bleed more than other parts of the body given their dense vasculature, unless you clip a good-sized artery they are relatively easy to stop from bleeding using direct pressure for a few minutes and maybe an icepack. Treatment after that would depend on the size and extent of the wound, which could require anything from a simple dry dressing to steri-strips, sutures, surgical glue, or surgical repair.
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customerserviceguy should know better than to try and talk sense to the rest of the hive. The 'Jump to Conclusions' game for Office Space is obviously used daily by some on DU.
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That's awesome. Now, about the question.
As I recall it did answer the question, I think you said the head had 25% of the blood at the one quart level that would be one eighth of 8 quarts which would be 12.5%, but if the number is actually20% that would be closer to 2 out of 8 quarts. I thought I was being helpful, Sorry if I wasn't.
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As I recall it did answer the question, I think you said the head had 25% of the blood at the one quart level that would be one eighth of 8 quarts which would be 12.5%, but if the number is actually20% that would be closer to 2 out of 8 quarts. I thought I was being helpful, Sorry if I wasn't.

Not to pick but: he was asking if the DUmmies contention that 25% of the blood is in the head were true; not how much blood that would equate.
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31. My first question was, hmmm, who did Zippy get to punch him?

A sympathetic neighbor?

Maybe he did it himself with his pistol.

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Are you really this stupid? After all these years?

He went to Karl, of course. Actually, Karl came to him because of his prescience.

I was thinking that it may have been W. You know W had to be involved in some way as far as the DUmp is concerned.
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How much blood is needed by the brain?

Approximately 20% of the blood flowing from the heart is pumped to the brain. The brain needs constant blood flow in order to keep up with the heavy metabolic demands of the neurons.



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I"m assuming that stat is for normal people. Since the DUmmies seem to have smaller brains and use them less does that mean the percentage for them would be lower?
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Can anyone corroborate this? Somehow having 25% of my entire body's blood supply in my head seems a bit much.
Not in your scalp it isn't. Cut your face you bleed like a stuck pig. Cut the back of your head not so much. Never had one of those gush and usually sewed them up without numbing them up first.
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Not in your scalp it isn't. Cut your face you bleed like a stuck pig. Cut the back of your head not so much. Never had one of those gush and usually sewed them up without numbing them up first.

I got hit in the head by a model airplane that was going close to 120 mph. It was a 100 degree day and I was sweating. The blood poured from my full head of longish hair. Put an ice pack on it and took off to the ER to get it sewed up. The nurse wash my head, shaved a big bald spot with a goose egg in the middle of it.....and put a little round bandaid on a pinhole.
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Figured nads would have flown in on her broom to enlighten the unwashed masses by now.

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91. You forgot the detective recommended arrest that night

And was overruled by the DA.

As to CSS, this ain't tv...my local pd, larger than Sanford, does not have a dedicated unit. Get's worst, it was shoddy police work, not even tape was placed around the scene and we know scene canvassing was mostly not done, and witnesses were coached.

As to the doctor...12+ hours...yup, somebody could break a nose that wasn't.

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85. 12+ hours after the incident

It could be legit...I mean 12 + hours is long enough for somebody to break a nose.

As to the black eyes...yup, normal with a broken nose.

The court should order an x-ray. They will be able to tell if that was a recent break, or even if there is one.

And if the X-ray is clean...that's a problem.

Hmmm I hope EMT crew obtained an AMA.

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91. You forgot the detective recommended arrest that night and was overruled by the DA.
The same DA that is pressing charges of 2nd-degree murder? 

Doesn't look good for the prosecution.
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Yes, because people who are arrested, detained, questioned and released without charge have themselves beaten-up just to guard against the possibility some moonbat will hound their story into the national spotlight a month after the event.

Happens all the time.

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     We're witnessing the beginnings of the next major conspiracy theory on DU...in 2001 some of them were so invested in GWB doing it that they clung to any piece of bullshit "evidence" and denied every bit of logic with "that's what they WANT you to believe." So it is with Trayvon...a few of them are beginning to see that the truth isn't fitting their narrative, so they're backing off, while others are clearly digging in. Of COURSE Zimmerman's injuries were faked. Of COURSE Trayvon's injuries were also faked.

     This is going to be hilarious, when Zimmerman walks and DUmmy race hustlers get shuffled off to their own dungeon. This will be SO worth watching.

     Hee hee.
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     This is going to be hilarious, when Zimmerman walks and DUmmy race hustlers get shuffled off to their own dungeon. This will be SO worth watching.

     Hee hee.

If Zimmerman walks, I expect to see huge bonfires in liberal havens. However, I fully expect Holder to find some way of getting trumped up hate crime charges brought against him.

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However, I fully expect Holder to find some way of getting trumped up hate crime charges brought against him.

It would not surprise me at all to see Mr. Holder's future address be "United States Penitentary, Administrative Maximum Facility, Florence, CO" in the near future.
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If Zimmerman walks, I expect to see huge bonfires in liberal havens. However, I fully expect Holder to find some way of getting trumped up hate crime charges brought against him.

The FBI is already considering prosecuting for a hate crime. They are still silent on the new black panties though.

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