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Britney's legs
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:10:32 PM »
What is up with them?  the calves are bigger than the thighs







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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 12:13:30 PM »
Are there gold bars in those saddlebags ? Just askin'.
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 12:32:47 PM »
What is up with them?  the calves are bigger than the thighs




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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 12:52:11 PM »
That is freakish, isn't it?  She's the body type, that if she ever has a weight problem, it's going straight to the bottom half.  That dress is not as flattering as she thinks it is.  Meeee-ow!

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 12:58:00 PM »
What the heck is that other girl's problem??? Can we say drama queen???

As far as the legs go, those shoes aren't helping any(they are calling bad attention), some low heeled or flats would have done better. imo
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 01:13:49 PM »
Say what you will about her legs but I bet Bill Clinton and stevenumbers would crawl between them............and John Edwards too later next week if he ain't in jail.
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 01:22:05 PM »
What the heck is that other girl's problem??? Can we say drama queen???

As far as the legs go, those shoes aren't helping any(they are calling bad attention), some low heeled or flats would have done better. imo

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 01:24:05 PM »
Believe it or not, seahorse, that's actually a guy and yes, yes he is!  :panic:

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 01:25:20 PM »
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  She has money.
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 01:26:43 PM »
That is freakish, isn't it?  She's the body type, that if she ever has a weight problem, it's going straight to the bottom half. 

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that!  :wink:

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That dress is not as flattering as she thinks it is. 

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 01:31:20 PM »
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That dress is not as flattering as she thinks it is.
Its flattering enough. :naughty:
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 01:38:11 PM »
Cankles and man-hands.......................... :panic:
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Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 01:46:47 PM »
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  She has money.

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 02:05:55 PM »
Cankles and man-hands.......................... :panic:

those are NOT the shoes to wear if you have cankles!  (more meeeoooww!  :-))
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 02:08:56 PM »
Believe it or not, seahorse, that's actually a guy and yes, yes he is!  :panic:
wait, what?? that's a guy??? Holy shat!!!
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Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 03:32:40 PM »
You man-whore! ;D

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Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 03:34:01 PM »
Newsflash--ALL men are whores.

Yes, but some are cheaper than others.

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 03:35:08 PM »
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  She has money.
But she doesn't have R-money.
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Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 03:35:50 PM »
Newsflash--ALL men are whores.

Wrong.  I'm a slut, not a whore.

Whores are smart enough to charge for it.  :lmao:
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 03:38:23 PM »
But she doesn't have R-money.
She has enough for me.
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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 05:20:36 PM »
She looks like she has some water gain there.

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 06:25:34 PM »
As a lady with "strong" calves, I'm not about to critique hers.  She did not choose a very flattering dress though. 

I know this thread was meant in fun, but I don't see that it does anybody any good to critique people on how their muscles distributed themselves, especially since I doubt that she worked her calves with the goal of making them larger. 

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Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 06:39:39 PM »
As a lady with "strong" calves, I'm not about to critique hers.  She did not choose a very flattering dress though. 

I know this thread was meant in fun, but I don't see that it does anybody any good to critique people on how their muscles distributed themselves, especially since I doubt that she worked her calves with the goal of making them larger. 

On general principle, celebrities are fair game to ridicule.  You have posted pics in the past, as have many of us...whether here, CU or now other social sites.

Anyway, Ms. CR, please don't take any derision personally & hope you haven't. You are a beautiful young lady. I think we all have our own body faults, real or imagined.

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Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 06:51:54 PM »
On general principle, celebrities are fair game to ridicule.  You have posted pics in the past, as have many of us...whether here, CU or now other social sites.

Anyway, Ms. CR, please don't take any derision personally & hope you haven't. You are a beautiful young lady. I think we all have our own body faults, real or imagined.

I mean really, google pictures of "ralph wiggum"! ;D

No, I haven't any personal offense, I just think it isn't very fair to Brittany.  After all, there are so many things that we can make fun of her about  :cheers mate:

I think I might just be over sensitive about body image issues at the moment, close quarters with 30+ other young women for about 40 hours week talking about medical stuff will do that to you, especially since most of us are either athletes in some form or another and/or dieting.   :p

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Re: Britney's legs
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 07:52:29 PM »
Totally agree with cr. you all know how much I hit it and I have pretty solid calves too. Ive tore that damn thing before too   Ouch  Certain types of muscle distribution can not be helped. Brittney leans shorter too and us shorter gals sometimes makes for shorter muscles that are bulkier.