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primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« on: May 13, 2012, 07:34:48 AM »
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800 pound bride fitted for world's largest wedding dress

Most brides have specific ideas about their wedding dress, such as style, fabric and design, but bride-to-be Susanne Eman was also particular about another facet: color.

"I like an off-whitish, not completely white. Because if I wear completely white, I guarantee I'm going to spill something on it," Eman told Inside Edition.

That could happen to any bride, but, to be fair, the odds of making a mess on a wedding gown increase exponentially when you're 800 pounds like Eman, whose average caloric intake is 30,000 calories a day.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/800-pound-bride-susanne-eman_n_1498377.html

30,000 calories a day?????

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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2012, 07:46:28 AM »
The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind.  It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds.  Really, this is what society has come to?
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2012, 07:51:55 AM »
Hmmm. I can only imagine the wedding night. Where will they find a honeymoon sweet big enough for the forklift?
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2012, 08:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 13, 2012, 07:51:55 AM
Hmmm. I can only imagine the wedding night. Where will they find a honeymoon sweet big enough for the forklift?

I'm sure there should be an abandoned factory somewhere for her to use, thanks to the fantastic Obumbler economy.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2012, 08:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 13, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind.  It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds.  Really, this is what society has come to?

Good question.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2012, 08:45:15 AM »
I never noticed the Offbeat » Weird News (Group) before, there is some strange shit in there.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2012, 08:47:13 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on May 13, 2012, 08:45:15 AM
I never noticed the Offbeat » Weird News (Group) before, there is some strange shit in there.

Don't feel badly; I'm sure that lurking primitives themselves when here learn about parts of Skins's island they haven't heard about.

This morning, at long last, I finally discovered the 911 forum; I'd wondered where it was, thinking Skins had made it into a "hidden" forum.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2012, 08:49:47 AM »
By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2012, 10:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 13, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind.  It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds.  Really, this is what society has come to?
Yeah,and when she gets there and becomes unable to care for herself no one should help her! Let Darwin do his thing!
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2012, 10:29:40 AM »
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For DUmmy Las Vegas Leviaithan, it could be fatal.

You may recall when he described in excruciating detail the last time a frustrated 150 lb. Jeanette climbed on board for a whale ride. 

Although Little Kirk was up for the job, the LVL had to cast Jeanette aside due to pain in his shoulders and other blubber-encased joints.

An 800-pounder would be a killer.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2012, 10:38:28 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 13, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind.  It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds.  Really, this is what society has come to?

And I would be ok with her choice to chase that record as long as it did not involve welfare or any other taxpayer money. Once it starts being subsidized by the taxpayers is when I no longer approve.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2012, 10:41:31 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:49:47 AM
By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.

Probably all on their way to Nebraska...

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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2012, 10:50:56 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:49:47 AM
By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.

Two possibilities come to mind.

1. The Bellevue Bolshevik and nads the Magnificent are in lockdown, preparing Steve's "October surprise" before Tuesday's primary. Steve's new plan involves paying $8 billion of Bellevue's tax money to purchase the Fort Calhoun nuclear power plant and convert it to a cooperative. Steve will promise 10% lower monthly electric bills, and claim he is saving the taxpayers money.

2. Steve and Nadin ran away together and are living off his disability check and the royalties from her "citizen journalism" and photography.

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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2012, 11:02:15 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:49:47 AM
By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 12:16:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:49:47 AM
By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.

I saw a post from the big fella yesterday, just a short message about stamp out hunger day.  He claims that he has been too busy to get online much.

I'm pretty sure I saw MM yesterday, in the grave dancing thread on the meta forum about his arch nemesis, Better Believe It, getting the granite.  I'm too lazy to search for it right now.
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Re: primitive describes possible second wife for the Las Vegas Leviathan
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2012, 12:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 13, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind.  It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds.  Really, this is what society has come to?

It's sickening.  I feel obese after eating 1,700 calories in one day.
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