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Coyote skull
« on: May 11, 2012, 02:21:36 PM »
There's a dead coyote along the road where I live. It's been there for a while, long enough so that it no longer stinks. I want its skull but the fur is still mostly there.

What's a good way of getting it stripped down to the bone?
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 02:22:28 PM »
There's a dead coyote along the road where I live. It's been there for a while, long enough so that it no longer stinks. I want its skull but the fur is still mostly there.

What's a good way of getting it stripped down to the bone?
Let some attack bunnies gnaw on it for awhile.
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 02:51:10 PM »
Set it near a large anthill.
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 03:34:23 PM »
There's a dead coyote along the road where I live. It's been there for a while, long enough so that it no longer stinks. I want its skull but the fur is still mostly there.

What's a good way of getting it stripped down to the bone?

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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 04:16:21 PM »
Set it near a large anthill.


Fire ant hill if you got 'em.
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 04:22:59 PM »
Nadine it.
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 04:31:30 PM »
Nadine it.

 :lmao:  :thatsright: Why didn't I think of that.
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2012, 05:39:00 PM »
Set it near a large anthill.


This.  Even after that, get your tweezers and a scalpel or other very sharp, thin knife, grab a beer (or iced tea - in my case) and settle in to pick.  There are good instructions for bleaching on the internet.

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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 11:21:37 PM »
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 08:25:51 AM »
Sulfuric Acid???
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 12:47:42 PM »
  Boil it , outside with some bleach..

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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 01:16:23 PM »
Set it near a large anthill.


Bingo.  There are also some good beetles that will do the trick.

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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 01:17:31 PM »
  Boil it , outside with some bleach..

Boil it, inside with some taters!

Yum!!

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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 01:22:00 PM »
Boil it, inside with some taters!

Yum!!

 :-)

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Are we still talking about coyote ? Or have we moved on to the road runner ?
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Re: Coyote skull
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 01:24:18 PM »
Are we still talking about coyote ? Or have we moved on to the road runner ?

I was talking about the coyote.  Road runner goes through me too fast.

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