I pushed this chick when I was in high school. We were at this place we all went on Friday and Saturday nights where you could get in if you were 18 or older but could only drink if you were 21 (although you could get in easily if you were younger if you flirted with the bouncer). She came up to me and said my boyfriend (now husband) could do a lot better than me. I walked over to her and her group of friends, pushed her to the floor and yelled, "Oh yeah...well I heard you have CRABS". Turned around and walked away.
The "I heard you have crabs" part was true. I did hear she had crabs, it was the big rumor going around school. 10 year class reunion we all found out she was in porn. She was there, looking all slutty and one of the guys had one of her pornos and showed it up in his hotel room (the reunion was at a hotel). I then felt sorry for her.