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Offline Charles Henrickson

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"Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« on: May 10, 2012, 07:51:45 PM »
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 07:54:40 PM »
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 07:56:00 PM »
Cher wrote a song about her.

"One 32nd Breed"
Cher
When you're not welcome, you don't hang around...
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 08:03:28 PM »
CHEROKEE CHECKBOX
Tune: Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)

She took some small Cherokee ration
Put this on her information
"Native A," although it's slight
She checked the box even though she's white

Took a while till it was known
That Liz is Anglo to the bone
And all the claims she made before
Aren't Lizzie Warren's anymore

Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high

She took the whole Indian fable
Used it for her PC label
Though she's blond with eyes of blue
She's still a redskin through and through

Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high

But maybe someday when she's beat
Cherokee Checkbox will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 08:11:32 PM »
^Sung to the tune of...
Paul Revere and the raiders
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 08:17:25 PM »
Lizzie Warren took an "x"
And filled some boxes with her checks
And when she came to "Cherokee"
She checked her cheekbones, said "That's me!"
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 08:20:49 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on May 10, 2012, 08:17:25 PM
Lizzie Warren took an "x"
And filled some boxes with her checks
And when she came to "Cherokee"
She checked her cheekbones, said "That's me!"

Sung to the tune of...
Lizzy Borden
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2012, 09:24:14 PM »
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2012, 09:24:47 PM »
I highly commend to everyone's attention a certain CU thread started by Bijou, our great friend from across the pond:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?49120-Elizabeth-Warren-Ancestor-Rounded-Up-Cherokees-For-Trail-of-Tears

...which also notes the 'Cherokee' multi-great-grandmother, whose husband was apparently in the Tennessee Militia which rounded up the Cherokee for the death march, actually claimed to be White, not Cherokee, on other documents outside that one marriage record.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 09:28:27 PM by DumbAss Tanker »
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2012, 01:52:51 AM »
Ya know, I'm a helluva lot more Arapaho than this bitch is any kind of Indian, I have never tried to take advantage of it. I have several family members who continually pressure me to take advantage, but damn it, there are many others who need it a great deal more than me!

Perhaps if it were the last thing I had available I would consider it. Warren was and is nothing more than a welfare recipient as far as I'm concerned. If ya can't get there on your own, **** you! Ya don't scam the system in order to get a leg up on everyone else! It's just not done if ya have any kind of conscience!

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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2012, 12:16:01 PM »
It is so awesome how this monster of affirmative action the lib/dem/socialists have created is coming back to bite them.
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2012, 02:38:57 PM »
Ok, lets see...

nez perce
German (Von Billinger)
Irish (Page)

But you know what, I've never claimed to be anything but a "bow tyin white boy"

Thanks Jehmu!
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2012, 12:57:34 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny
 Hi, I'm new to the forums. I liked SGT snugbunny's land o fakes pic.  I've updated it a bit after the latest revelation from Breitbart. I hope you don't mind. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/11/warrens-cherokee-claim-based-on-family-newsletter-no-marriage-license-application-to-be-found
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 01:16:14 PM »
Quote from: SCoastclamdigger on May 13, 2012, 12:57:34 PM
Hi, I'm new to the forums. I liked SGT snugbunny's land o fakes pic.  I've updated it a bit after the latest revelation from Breitbart. I hope you don't mind. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/11/warrens-cherokee-claim-based-on-family-newsletter-no-marriage-license-application-to-be-found

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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2012, 01:36:18 PM »
Quote from: SCoastclamdigger on May 13, 2012, 12:57:34 PM
Hi, I'm new to the forums. I liked SGT snugbunny's land o fakes pic.  I've updated it a bit after the latest revelation from Breitbart. I hope you don't mind.

Not at all!  Stop by the Welcomes and Intros forum, but with your updating, you just earned your first H5!
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Re: "Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman (New DUFU)
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2012, 02:01:16 PM »
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