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Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« on: May 07, 2012, 11:48:12 AM »
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Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer



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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 11:49:59 AM »
Uh huh.

The last time a story like this cropped up (a few months ago), it was a hoax by the waitress.
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 11:59:26 AM »
Uh huh.

The last time a story like this cropped up (a few months ago), it was a hoax by the waitress.

Wasn't that a comment left on a credit card receipt or something?

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 12:01:27 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2012, 12:14:15 PM »
Omg they are jumping elleng  :lmao:  poor woman/man :lmao:

oh and why are posts skipping?  she says see my post #9 but it's not there?
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2012, 12:26:00 PM »
Of course they squabble.

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105.  Blah blah blah, iggy list, blah blah...

But shame, just shame, on you. You remind me mightily of Bush and Palin.

From right out of the blue.   :mental:

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12. "Waitressing"

Yeah, no gender issues there.
 
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25. **** THAT CUSTOMER

I want to beat his ass with a 2 x 4

OK, this is pretty aggressive, so I'm going to say 4 martinis in a 20-minute period on this one.  


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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2012, 12:43:39 PM »
One thing I really like about Japan - zero tipping. Taxi drivers, bellhops, waiters, doormen, zero, and if you offer a tip they're embarrassed.

Of course, everything is expensive as hell.


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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2012, 12:45:14 PM »
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25. **** THAT CUSTOMER

I want to beat his ass with a 2 x 4


Lol. the 2 x 4 probably weighs more than he does.
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2012, 12:47:58 PM »


Lol. the 2 x 4 probably weighs more than he does.

DUmmy Taverner is jonesing for a fix.

He carries the 2X4 to beat at the spiders and rats he's starting to see.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2012, 12:50:17 PM »
Peace and tolerance from the far left.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2012, 12:52:32 PM »
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66. I'm an excellent tipper!

Even when service isn't good, and I'll tell you why.

1. I work a lot for tips myself as a balloon twister

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2012, 01:01:52 PM »
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66. I'm an excellent tipper!

Even when service isn't good, and I'll tell you why.

1. I work a lot for tips myself as a balloon twister

If that does not sum up the insane thinking of the left I don't know what does.

I'm a loser that needs free money for poor performance therefore I reward failure and poor performance.  It's a race to the bottom for these dolts.
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2012, 01:05:38 PM »
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1. I work a lot for tips myself as a balloon twister
Must be the guy who makes giraffes and horses out of long skinny balloons.

I wonder if he puts that on his 1040 form.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2012, 01:07:22 PM »
I just remember someone here I think saying something about blowing their balloon knot or something so it made me  :rofl:






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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2012, 01:45:25 PM »
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25. **** THAT CUSTOMER

I want to beat his ass with a 2 x 4

Nope. That note was most likely written by a left-handed woman.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2012, 02:00:40 PM »
Shitty service = shitty tips.

What a hard concept for the DUmmies to comprehend. I'm a pretty good tipper, but treat me and my girlfriend like crap and you'll get nothing, like the waitress at BWW found out last year.
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2012, 02:02:06 PM »
Shitty service = shitty tips.

What a hard concept for the DUmmies to comprehend. I'm a pretty good tipper, but treat me and my girlfriend like crap and you'll get nothing, like the waitress at BWW found out last year.

tell us what you did






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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2012, 02:07:12 PM »
tell us what you did

Was watching Game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals last year between Vancouver and Boston. We were probably the only to Van fans in the restaurant with a lot of Bruins fans around us. Our waitress comes up and starts telling us we need to leave because of my jersey, that other people didn't like it, didn't want there to be a fight, etc. Since I'm not talking to anybody, I call BS and she says that some guys at the next table paid her to come over and do that. Got the check, crossed through the tip line and paid for two meals and a few beers. I probably would have tipped her 30% since the service was pretty good for being busy, but I don't think you should mess with your customers like that, especially ones not causing problems.
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2012, 02:10:50 PM »
I was a waitress one time.  This guy came in with his 2 kids.  He was letting them throw food and crackers all over the restaurant.  He ordered spaghetti.  I saw his kid for the last time spill a drink and he just acted like nothing happened.  I plopped his spaghetti (dropped the plate) and it splattered him and his kids.  I was fired but MAN THAT FELT GOOD  :lmao:






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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2012, 02:11:15 PM »
tell us what you did

Ill tell you what my friends & I did.

We put the tip, in coins, inside a water glass. - About 15% BTW., Filled it with ice water from what was left on the table and flipped it upside down and left. If the waiter was smart, he got a bowl and slid the glass to the end of the table, spilling the water and coins into it. If he was stupid, which I suspect he was, He lifted the glass and drenched everything.

The waiter was a total douchebag. It was easy to tell he was doing it for the pot and Cheeto money. The service was slow, he screwed up the order, and he reeked.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »
One thing I really like about Japan - zero tipping. Taxi drivers, bellhops, waiters, doormen, zero, and if you offer a tip they're embarrassed.

Of course, everything is expensive as hell.



Similar story here - Tipping is something that is generally not done. There's usually a "tip jar" at the register but it often goes unused.

We have a pretty high minimum wage - and prices for service reflect that. As does attitude of staff, unfortunately.

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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2012, 04:51:06 PM »
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2012, 04:57:02 PM »
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66. I'm an excellent tipper!

Even when service isn't good, and I'll tell you why.

1. I work a lot for tips myself as a balloon twister

I didn't realize balloon twisting was an occupation. Only in DUmmie Land! Ya just can't make this shit up!
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2012, 04:59:25 PM »
After being a server I over tip unless the service is awful and then they still get 20%
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Re: Waitress left 2 pennies and note by customer
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2012, 06:25:37 PM »
Omg they are jumping elleng  :lmao:  poor woman/man :lmao:

oh and why are posts skipping?  she says see my post #9 but it's not there?

Here's post 9:

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9. Service was virtually non-existent,

and I was at 1 of 2 or 3 occupied tables. She gave me menu after I'd been sitting for almost 5 minutes, and she asked for my order 5+ minutes later. And this was at an airport restaurant/bar!!! I may have left 13cents, actually, as the bill was $4.87 or so, so I left a $5.
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