We should make a public apology thread. I am sorry I crack some really lame jokes sometimes. I'm also sorry that one particular day I recall, I seemed to be very air-headed, and said some dingbat stuff. I just needed better/more sleep.
On a more serious note, I'm sorry I don't regularly check the crying in beer section, I sometimes forget. I feel terrible when something happens to someone, and I am not there to be part of the support.