« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house  (Read 2267 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:36:00 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124086571

Quote
E_Pluribus_Unitarian (130 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

View profile
 
Looking for instructions for how to leave DU/cancel account.
Maybe I'm missing it somewhere. Thanks.

Quote
Maine-ah (9,378 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
2. ask admin to TS you.

Quote
Scuba (16,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. Just post a few right-wing memes. Your account will be deleted pronto.

And the classic...

Quote
Warren Stupidity (26,508 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. I believe this is the magic phrase:

View profile
Tomnbstone me now, Skinner


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034


« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 09:41:54 AM by Tucker »
Logged
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 09:36:56 AM »
Quote
Scuba (16,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. Just post a few right-wing memes. Your account will be deleted pronto.


are they still there after that zinger?  :lmao:
Logged






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline WinOne4TheGipper

  • Enemy of DU
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2603
  • Reputation: +171/-59
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 09:53:10 AM »
Logged
“Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious.”

Martin Luther

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 09:58:48 AM »
Oh my.

One of franksolich's long-ago most memorable moments.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

Quote
Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-11-06 07:24 AM
Original message

Tomnbstone me now, Skinner
   
Since yhou can't take me posting on your site, tombstone me right the **** now.

Quote
Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Mar-11-06 07:24 AM
Response to Original message

1. OK (nt)

Good times, good times.....
Logged
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline BannedFromDU

  • Gyro Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6711
  • Reputation: +1989/-167
  • LITERALLY HITLER
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 09:59:32 AM »
Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:

1. "I'm thinking that we don't know all the facts in this Zimmerman thing."

2. "Just spent $500 at WalMart - ask me anything."

3. "Here's a few pics of my Michael Vick jersey collection."

4. "Has anyone ever asked what Skinner does with all the money we give him?"

5. "Marijuana makes you forgetful and stupid."

6. "Look, all I'm saying is, HAARP really exists, and Bush was President when the tsunami hit."

7. "What kind of idiot lives in New Orleans, anyway? It's a BATHTUB surrounded by WATER."

8. "My neighbor is a total fag."

9. "When will Sasha and Malia be old enough to enlist?"

10. "I'm not saying he's a Muslim. But I'm not saying he isn't."
Logged
This signature is intended to remind you that we are on conquered land.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 10:00:56 AM »
And speaking of primitives "from" Chicago:

Quote
NNN0LHI (65,038 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. I just love these posts

Like someone can't figure out all you have to do is don't come back here. No one is going to come looking for you and say, "Oh, please come back to DU and post here."

Real hard to figure that out isn't it?

Don
Logged
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 10:00:57 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 04, 2012, 09:59:32 AM
Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:
Awesome :lmao:
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2012, 10:02:44 AM »
Quote
SidDithers (20,668 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

14. I predict a "E_Pluribus_Unitarian hasn't posted in 6 days" thread in the future...
Logged
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2012, 10:13:13 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 04, 2012, 09:59:32 AM
Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:

Should said jumper be smudging at the same time they type one of these?
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline Happy Fun Ball

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2942
  • Reputation: +1038/-11
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2012, 10:19:37 AM »
You don't even need to post anything. All you need to do is vote the wrong way on a poll and POOF!
« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 10:24:05 AM by Happy Fun Ball »
Logged

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2012, 10:28:17 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 04, 2012, 09:58:48 AM
Oh my.

One of franksolich's long-ago most memorable moments.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

Good times, good times.....



There have been better posts that were much longer but word for word, best post ever.
Logged
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23569
  • Reputation: +2488/-270
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2012, 10:47:32 AM »
Proof that liberals really are too spineless and weak to do anything on their own.

Just stop posting ass-crumb!

Dear Dog in Heaven they need hand-outs just to do nothing.
Logged
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2012, 12:04:35 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 04, 2012, 10:47:32 AM
Proof that liberals really are too spineless and weak to do anything on their own.

Just stop posting ass-crumb!

Dear Dog in Heaven they need hand-outs just to do nothing.
They slap your hand up, while grabbing for a handout.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline zeitgeist

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6238
  • Reputation: +429/-44
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2012, 02:26:24 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 12:04:35 PM
They slap your hand up, while grabbing for a handout.

First thought I had  was that the OP was looking for a 'refund' of cash paid up front for the new DU.  After all, anyone stupid enough to pay for DU would have to be stupid enough to think they would get a 'refund' if they left. :rotf: 
Logged
< watch this space for coming distractions >

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2012, 02:49:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 04, 2012, 10:00:56 AM
And speaking of primitives "from" Chicago:

Quote
NNN0LHI (65,038 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. I just love these posts

Like someone can't figure out all you have to do is don't come back here. No one is going to come looking for you and say, "Oh, please come back to DU and post here."

Real hard to figure that out isn't it?

Don

Well with primitives, I doubt seriously any have the intelligence to even figure that out!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2012, 03:14:45 PM »
Speaking of the DUmp Monkey House, none of it lends itself to rowing back over and crafting an entertaining thread, but the hive is all abuzz with the unemployment numbers.  The media doesn't seem to be playing along as much anymore, and such things as "labor force participation" and the effect on the stats are being put out there.

Some DUmp posters are highlighting this, (Stockholmer being one, with lots of charts); MadHound is another  DUmp link

which causes all kinds of squabbles.  ProSense, in particular, comes along and says Horseshit! to all this data.  

Logged

Offline zeitgeist

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6238
  • Reputation: +429/-44
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2012, 05:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 04, 2012, 03:14:45 PM
Speaking of the DUmp Monkey House, none of it lends itself to rowing back over and crafting an entertaining thread, but the hive is all abuzz with the unemployment numbers.  The media doesn't seem to be playing along as much anymore, and such things as "labor force participation" and the effect on the stats are being put out there.

Some DUmp posters are highlighting this, (Stockholmer being one, with lots of charts); MadHound is another  DUmp link

which causes all kinds of squabbles.  ProSense, in particular, comes along and says Horseshit! to all this data.  



I have long suspected Prosense works out of the basement of 1600 Pennsylvania  Ave.  
« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 05:33:38 PM by zeitgeist »
Logged
< watch this space for coming distractions >

Offline Skul

  • Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12475
  • Reputation: +914/-179
  • Chief of the cathouse
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2012, 05:33:59 PM »
Quote
E_Pluribus_Unitarian (130 posts)
 
Looking for instructions for how to leave DU/cancel account.
Maybe I'm missing it somewhere. Thanks.
Easy, tell stinkDUde, Jukin and I say "hi".
Logged
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

Offline Duke Nukum

  • Assistant Chair of the Committee on Neighborhood Services
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8015
  • Reputation: +561/-202
  • O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2012, 07:24:06 PM »
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2012, 02:12:25 PM by TVDOC »
Logged
“A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time”
― Homer, The Odyssey
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »