Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:
1. "I'm thinking that we don't know all the facts in this Zimmerman thing."
2. "Just spent $500 at WalMart - ask me anything."
3. "Here's a few pics of my Michael Vick jersey collection."
4. "Has anyone ever asked what Skinner does with all the money we give him?"
5. "Marijuana makes you forgetful and stupid."
6. "Look, all I'm saying is, HAARP really exists, and Bush was President when the tsunami hit."
7. "What kind of idiot lives in New Orleans, anyway? It's a BATHTUB surrounded by WATER."
8. "My neighbor is a total fag."
9. "When will Sasha and Malia be old enough to enlist?"
10. "I'm not saying he's a Muslim. But I'm not saying he isn't."