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In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« on: May 03, 2012, 10:39:57 PM »
Funnier than when it was first put out.  I love Iowahawk.

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Iowahawk Guest Commentary
by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
Former Senior VP, Al-Qaeda In Iraq

Yo brosephus, what's crackalackin' with the booty smackin'? Longtime no fatwa. Like what's it been, 5 years? Yeah, I know, I got a whole inbox full of emails from you infidel fags all like, "yo Zark, holla at a playa, how's that paradise shit workin' out witchu?" And by the way, you can stop sending me them stupid LOLgoat pictures, I seen 'em all. Listen chump, Zarkman ain't got time for your internet jibber jabber, or twitter twatter, or whatever that latest earth shit is.  And stop asking me to friend you up on FagBook to play MafiaWars or Cowville and all that gayass computer shit. Yo cuzz, Zarkman gots bigger problems.

Let me help you out son: this paradise resort is a straightup kick in the dick. I ain't playin' with you holmes, this shithole is worse than the Ramadi Inn during Taliban convention week. Yeah, I know it's supposed to be Allah's own 5-Diamond eternal reward getaway, peace be upon him, blah blah blah. But for **** sake, can't he afford to hire a better staff? Look, Zarkman don't like to bitch, but if these ****ers don't give me a room upgrade real soon I got half a mind to drop them a nasty rating on Priceline.



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http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/zarkman/

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Re: In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 10:42:46 PM »
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"Ramadi Inn during Taliban convention week."
Why not a Ramadan Inn during Ramadan.
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Re: In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 02:04:46 PM »
 :rofl:

But don't do that to me, Sparky!  I read the headline too fast and In Memoriam and Iowahawk were too close together!   :panic:   As some commenter out there said today, "he's a national treasure." 

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Re: In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 09:57:19 PM »
Is that the guy from Twitter?
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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Re: In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 09:58:18 PM »
Is that the guy from Twitter?
Yes.
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Re: In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 10:03:57 PM »
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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Re: In Memoriam, OBL and the Zarkman--Iowahawk
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 10:06:48 PM »
I bet David Burge will be glad to be known as "that guy from Twitter". :rofl:
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